rallyboy

That's like being done for doing 33mph. Over the last decade we've had cabinet ministers literally stealing public money, taking bribes and carrying on, so it's difficult for the opposition to make anything of this. Unless they can't spot the enormous trap they'd walk into.

Why the fuck is Cynthia Erivo chasing egrets around? Disgusting, hopefully the RSPB get involved, next she'll be hunting, it's a slippery slope, a path to serious offending that we've seen before. One minute she's chasing off a couple of pigeons, then egrets, next thing she'll be paying £10k to shoot a giraffe.

I'd be surprised if Trump is in charge. When you have a billionaire tech and media guy stood beside the president having financed the campaign, I think we know which one is pulling the strings.

Will the first offers come as early as January, and will they be from Liverpool?

Is that your apology or are you still working on it?

A minority of people who didn't like an election result want another one. That's not how it works in the UK, and they knew that before the election. #notnews

Amid the first hour or so of lingering defensive chaos his late contribution did slide under the radar a bit. His only job yesterday was literally to come on and not make a ridiculous mistake...

Some Liverpool fans still frothing at the mouth about Dibling being outside the box who don't realise they are in reality campaigning for a last man red card - which perhaps might have suited us better for the rest of the game. C'est la vie.

Sounds like Anthony Taylor has been up to his old tricks again. From booking anyone who moved during our Leicester game, apparently today he let everything go. If you are able to predict the unusual patterns of cards he gives on certain days, you'd be making a fortune every time he referees....

I fear today's game may be like a 27-year-old Mike Tyson fighting a 58-year-old YouTuber.

Sounds absolutely bonkers - I think you were right initially. Trust your gut feeling.

Kemi's guys are back in the Covid enquiry today... The first question to Matt Hancock has to be, "Why the fuck are you not in prison?" Hopefully he'll explain what his close friend did with our £40 billion and why he gave a lot of other friends and family members hundreds of millions. Once he's done that, perhaps the relatives of the elderly that he sent to their deaths might have a question or two as well.

sorry to hear that mate.

Put it on top of the aircraft carrier, there's fuck all else on it.

I'm not convinced that landowners with estates valued at more than £3m have the public sympathy that they think. And using Clarkson as a figurehead is a massive blunder.

Boris and his chums gave it large, promised us all a great deal from the USA and Europe, slagged off our foreign partners and then wondered why negotiating with these people proved difficult, before trying to blame it on them. A textbook example of how not to run negotiations - or a country. #clusterfuck

I was there for that Man City game too and I remember seeing Dave leaving the ground afterwards. He was a really nice guy and a big music fan, especially Quo - really sad to see this now.

Starmer played a critical role in the stabbing of three children? Desperate, desperate misinformation - written by a total fuckwit to arouse fellow fuckwits. Just one more reason why Twitter is dying before your eyes.

The Dambuster's dog is the real victim here. One for the kids.

Authentic is one word for it... As far as the UK goes we tried exciting character MPs and look where it got us, appoint clowns, get a circus - I'd be quite happy for a couple of years if we could just have some really dull ones who do the fucking job right.

There has been nothing to suggest that Israel desires a ceasefire and the leadership has shown little concern for the genuine protection of hostages, hence the anger of some relatives in Israel. The self-defence claim that was so justified on day one when they had the moral high ground sailed a very long time ago, they're now far too deep into the ethnic cleansing of civilians to even consider a ceasefire. Netanyahu has used all this to delay his historic corruption charges and presumably hopes the inevitable war crime charges will be similarly delayed. The last thing he wants is a ceasefire. Sadly his leadership has also given any survivors 44,000 reasons for the bitter hatred to continue for the next few decades.

I'm not sure anyone would have a problem if it was Hamas being destroyed or cleansed. But some have confused toddlers with terrorists, a mistake that Israel repeats every day.

If Coote has been on that and still managing to get away with it, what the fuck was Anthony Taylor on when he did the Leicester game?

Coote has got a car crash of a back catalogue of dubious decisions, some fit the anti-Liverpool argument and feed conspiracy theorists, but I think generally he was just crap at his job - should have sent off a Villa player in his last game and look at that penalty he gave West Ham the other week, laughable. But even his refereeing record looks impressive when you compare it with his judgement on how to make the best use of social media.

Indeed they're not, and there are legitimate concerns to be discussed and this bill may not go far enough to address them. But for him to lazily define assisted-suicide as 'doctors killing patients' confirms that he's a fucking clown who has no sensible or balanced views to offer in a serious debate.