What's taking so long? It's pretty simple: You pick a house that you like, offer the owner of that house some money, he/she accepts the offer, you move in the next day.
You know amazing doesn't necessarily mean good, right? It means unexpected, so you aren't really mocking the positive posters by constantly using it.
HTH.
Let's assume for a moment that your amateur psychological assessment of MLG is correct, are you saying he's fair game for personal abuse because he has a mental disorder?
To wrap it up, if you disagree with Turkish you're a mong, if you agree with him you're fine.
It is also 'good banter' to postulate that somebody has Asperger's. LOL.