Smirking_Saint

Thats pretty upmarket for him. Though i suppose if she has dated Stu i would imagine she knows not of 'teh finer things'

MARCH ???? F*cking hell, if i was Barry i would have been searching for a new port myself FFS, whats Julie up to ?

Hey, mine is in perfect working order unless i turn quick, it sorta rules the reverse cowgirl position out in the bedroom mind, but i have plenty other tricks up my sleeve. I wouldn't have said much less either nipper, i mean your in shape mate..................round is a shape ?

You might want to remember that if he comes calling at 4am with a set of garden shears

There you go Stevo, she clearly ain't picky mate. Be careful with his gammy leg though Georgie, he is a bit fragile

You nasty b*stard Unless he is a grade A c*nt

No they wouldn't

Hogroast machine ?

I wouldn't really know what action to take to be fair, i am far too much of a man, far too funny and charming and far to stalionesqe in bed to have ever 'lost' a woman to someone else. That said, if Turkish doesn't realise he is getting played, he is a tool. The fake S_S' techinique could work, but you could also ask if she wanted to partake in some kinky sex games, tie her to the bed and then read her messages in front of her and watch her squirm ??

F8cking hell this place is going downhill fast

She seems to have a severe back problem, i would probably stop smashing the back out of it for a few days.

Send up a whole years worth of papers to mark, that will distract them long enough for you to get in through a window and apply a driver round his head.

poking fires and mantlepieces i'd say. Plus she'd probably go like a train, she prob don't get it much, it's probably here train of thought too

paul

The best seats are just over the disabled bit in chapel, view not blocked by any tall people and you can lean on the barrier

Meh, thats ok, happens all the time

Was their any fruit or a member of the ornathological fraternity involved ?

The bird in your avatar has the biggest head i have ever seen. As per the choose your seat, no, but you'll see a seating plan

Fair points There are always two sides to every conspiracy

rumours

Yes, when i was being chased by an orange i conjured my power animal, a penguin, to protect me from it's zesty sting. Welcome to my world

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/exeter_city/8781128.stm As the title says. I think he, and Loydd James if played regularly and in their correct positions could do very well in this league and perhaps even in CCC. Wish them luck

expended

Pretty much. I also had a dream i was eaten by a penguin, and chased by a giant orange (not at the same time)

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