Smirking_Saint

Pikon was amazing on a thurs back in the day, nowadays i only really venture into town on special occasions as i just don't get it any more, it's ok for once a month. Went to Oceana a little while back, that was ok, but seeing as i am now attached there aint no need to dance around like a c*nt so i prefer going to a few bars, having a few drinks and a few laughs. Square balloon was also ok, but the one time you managed to get served you had to buy about 27 pints to last you till you next got served. 90 Degrees is ok, Vodka Revs is usually pretty good and always have a decent amount of eye candy, i used to like going into Seymours but these days it's over crowded and the bouncers don't like us much as we had a punch up with them a while back. Ice house is good, if you can put up with the tw*ts behind the bar.

Papa won't be, apparantly he doesn't like pardew

Time for a saintsweb Raoul Moat Sweepstake. I take this Sunday - Shot Dead

He is worth 10k now too

Is that his mum with him ???? Anyways, as for Stocky's qoutes on their OS, i think you can take it all with a pinch of salt, that is the way with football these days. That said, i don't think we would get Stock, i would much rather Semedo from Charlton

Probably, in the dream i may or may not have had a nappy on. In all seriousness i am pretty sure it was him

Good going forward, very quick and so this helps if being broken against. That said he is rubbish in the tackle when he actually seems like to want to tackle, which doesn't happen very often. Can't header etc. He is ok, but seems like he needs an experienced CB to his left to keep him in check and stop him going away with the fairies. But does a job i suppose. Hope that helps.

Tried to 'walk' home in a foreign country on a lads holiday first night, clearly i didn't have a f*cking clue where i was. Climbed a fence as i thought it was a 'short cut' and fell down a steepish hill, once at the bottom i found a locked gate, behind the locked gate there was a 4 x 4 that i convinced myself the driver would come out, notice me and take me home, it took about half an hour i think to get over this stupid idea, at which point i walked back up the hill and fell over the fence. For some reason one of the lads was going home in a taxi and luckily noticed me so i jumped in with him. That was a weird night. On another night aswell i remember being drunk and befriended a local drug dealer, he had bags of coke stashed in the bushes (it was weird), i went into a bar with all the lads and he came in and ended up playing pool with me and another one of my mates all night and buying us a few drinks, good night that was, he seemed a decent bloke TBF. Then gave us a freebie, good times.

Use this http://www.auravita.com/product/L-Oreal-Men-Expert-Hydra-Energetic-Moisturiser.LORE15843.html Though i can't see how 'damaged' your skin can get sat behind a desk ?

Ok, cheers F*ck off you lot It was definately a BMW.................................they are cars right ?

He will probably do quite well. I would take Stocky off them.

How do i sign up ?

Lol, ok you pedantic tw*ts, i am not an encylopedia of cars, it was probably something else, but it looked like a 9 series but a sporty M version, anyways as i said it was definately him. The other bloke looked like he could be a relative.

I know, i am not slagging him off and asking for him to be removed etc, i am just not as over-awed as many seem to be. But, i am willing to be turned into a pardew fan club member

hard

They have lost the ability to pull and twist ? Or have develop a neurological disorder that affects the legs ?? Sorry couldn't resist, i usually can't stand the pedants

Nor have i 100%, and nor do a lot of people who's footballing knowledge i respect. That said a lot of our fans seem to be completely fixated by him but in my mind his substitutions and tactics are at times found wanting, and the fact that we did not sign a CM in jan when we were clearly in desperate need for one concerned me somewhat. BUT, he is the best we could get in this division more or less, and i am one to give people a chance and not change a settled side so we shall see and i hope he changes my on the fence attitude.

Cheers to markus for saving us........ and NC for pushing us forward.

TBF, Germany are defending brilliantly

I think it was, it was definately an M and it looked big enough to be an M9, it was the car that caught my eye but than i saw that c*nt in the front seat.

Saw him earlier, in the passenger seat of a blue BMW M9 on the hedge end roundabout. The driver looked a little bit like him too, this pretty much confirms what i have been told that is he is living in sholing, in fact i pretty much know what block of flats he is in. Apparantly he has been living with family down here and has been seen a few times, walking around with a f*cking great 'minder' by his side. Unfortunately i was too shocked to shout out of my window.

Its a long way from Butlins isn't it

Will finish 2nd this year, hopefully will make some cash from my keeper training though to strengthen the side up a bit, also have a new coach to install come the season break. Time to get out of this godforsaken league next year.

I'll only go if Alpine and Miserableoldgit go

Apart from the iron on swasika's of course