Smirking_Saint

They are skint mind

Tyson and Danns ?? I would cream in my pants, but it's never gonna happen is it ??

Yeah but you only need to catch a bus to the job centre one day a week

What the f*ck ??

Hammy, are you by any chance some sort of vinegar salesman ?

Why have posts been deleted ??

Cheers guys, I have done a lot of research into these guys, it turns out they are VERY well known and have lost 4-5 times through the courts, unfortunately however they have only paid up once and have ignored many of the CCJ's they have recieved etc and have basically refused to pay the judgements, they ensure they have zero assets on site which i can vouch for as the site has literally nothing there. So all in all, i MAY have a case but have to go to Birmingham to get some more pictures etc as people on Pippo have said that the signage is inadequate, i would then have to take them to court to try and get a judgement and if i DO win then they will refuse to pay and it will be pointless paying for bailiffs. One of those moments you just learn and move on, never will i park in a private car park again.

Cheers, i have posted on that site and i am going to see if i have a case.

Unfortunately it was in the compound and i couldn't get to it. He also filmed everything i did.

He is past his best, has caused dressing room problems before hand both here and at stoke, he will be on massive wages, he will demand to play which pretty much means instead of Lambert (you wouldn't play them together) and he won't be cheap, we are talking 1m upwards IMO, money that could buy a decent CM and a complimentary striker to lambert or cover to him both for the future and beyond. Basically, i don't want him, too much trouble. Plus he wouldn't fit into saints team anymore, the same way he only fitted into us years back and Sheff Utd and has been sh*te everywhere else.

100% I will be phoning around some contacts for some legal advice tomorow, but i will be writing a letter to them soon anyways.

Any luck ?

.........Literally the biggest c*nts on earth. Basically, i was parked in Birmingham this weekend, i was originally parked in the hotel car park but you could only pay for 24 hours so this morning i drove 5 mins down the road to another car park which was 50p an hour...... i should have realised that it was bound to be a scam. Anyways, i parked the car and paid, and disappeared up the road to go for a bite to eat etc. I parked the car at 12.01 and was paid until 16.01. I got back from shopping etc at around 15.30 to notice my car missing, at first i thought F*ck, someone has knicked it, then i noticed the signs low down on the fence where i had parked. Unfortunately i always reverse park through habit (i have to because of work) and at the time didn't realise, nor did my father or step father, to be fair, because it was a car park and we had paid to park i never realised we would have to look for signs. The sign read Reserved parking, any car parked in this space will be towed regardless of parking tickets. So, i phoned the number and just wanted my car, my missus was ill also so just wanted to get the car and go home, plus i didn't want to argue as i needed to pay for the car before 18.00 to avoid an over night fee. The current release fee was £150 for clamping and £200 for towing, the car was not there. £350 !!!! We got to the site, a small compound, with one massive iron gate and then behind another locked gate, the second gate had no slots and was pure metal you couldn't see through, the big black guy at the gate greeted us, we could only pay cash and had to pay before even seeing the car, i got a reciept as i handed the cash over and he asked me alone to walk in, chaining the gate up behind me, i was sort of thinking at the time 'sh*t, what happens now' He then took me out back and shut that gate behind, i got in the car and drove out, i then looked over the car and there is white and yellow paint scratches on the offside rear wheel arch. Basically i know i should have looked over the incident and i think that ok, i didn't see the signs however is £350 quid CASH not a bit steep ? Does anyone think i have a case etc ?

Not saying he won't be good, he may very well be, i hope we sign him and i hope i am wrong. I just think 750k is a lot for a player that IMO has not solidified a reputation at league 1 level.

He has only had one season in League 1 And had a poor end to the season, not what i call 'consistant'

Any facts, no, just what i have heard. As for Jackson, i have seen his goals, highlights etc, and the fact that he was nowhere to be seen in the second half of the Gills season. Have you seen him play then ?? Is he worth 750k ?

Avoid blades, avoid blades, avoid blades. They are cruciate breakers.

correct, what i have heard, the local schools in the area were informed of his arrival

Which you were over the moon about, on account of a pig being way above your league.

Simeon Jackson is hardly a league 1 all-star is he ??? lol

Papa does not like Pardew, so won't be coming back. As for Jackson, i can't help but feel that 750K is FAR FAR too much for a player who, IMO has not even proved himself in league 1 yet. Perhaps AP see's something that i dont, but i just don't think he is that great.

F*cking cheating c*nts, that will be disgusting if that happens. Buy a company, run up loads of debt, force it into admin, fund your own 'bent' administrator, wipe out 80% of the debt, pick it up for a pittance. I fully expect this to go through in the hope of taking them to the prem and making a quick buck.

Threw up drunk in bed the other day, but i was too drunk and tired to do anything about it, i threw up over my own face and it dribbled all over me, next morning i had the pleasure of peeling the pillow off of my face. Classic. I am pretty sure thats what my fiance see's in me

He's got a head like an upside down pear drop with wings

Barbecue ribs, every time. Egg Sarnies are best for blowing in someones face