Smirking_Saint

Yes, yes you did I believe, Ive played a few times now. Forgot about that, think I scored a volley. Met Whitey last weekend too, very nice chap. Missed some viscous fouls on me though.

Yes

Papster, Its only a bit of jest mate. Im not one to go all out and shout about who I am on here, but Im not that bothered, it really wouldnt be that hard to work out who I am if you knew me either. In fact, you follow me on twitter (as do some more of you) But I digress, its just a bit of banter buddy, and I know that line is often used as an excuse to go to far but there isnt anything that over the top offensive on here IMO.

Is there a cost to this ?

Arteta ? Are you having a laugh ? I would possibly take Townsend, I dont think he is anywhere near as bad as some make out. I just dont see the need. We need a striker, and if we lose Morgan an adequate replacement. Townsend is neither of those

It looks like the lovechild of russell brand and karl pilkington

Have you looked on moneysavingexpert ? I would personally go to the effort of sending the letters.

Are you saying you like to watch ?

Its easy giving out you're number when you are 6'8", 17 stone and with a big rig on you're driveway

Cracking tits

Dune - I think he looks like barry sanchez Barry Sanchez - I think he looks like Mole Mole - I think he looks like Stanley Stanley - I think he looks like Dune

What did they actually win ? By law you can only claim of you have bore a loss. If it is 'free parking' for 1-6 hours what 'loss' is there if you stay for 20 years? Nothing at all is the answer. I started a thread a little while back, if you fight it the right way you'll be ok

Yes but I dont work hard just for me, I work hard in order to provide a better life for me and my family, be that through where they live or what I can give them so be it. In doing so I give a vadt amout into the economy every month. Why after I die should I be taxed yet again ?

That all depends on how they performed on a BBC QT of course

You could more than double it Simo But yeah you are right mate. There is more to life than money.

Gladly, send you're CV in the post and try not to blow me, yourself or anyone else up. The paper works horrendous

I can assure you Im on nowhere near the contractors wage, but yes Im happy. Money isnt everything.

I think the links broken, ive watched it over and over for the last hour and her top manages to stay on !!! Oh well, ill have to persevere

Yes but some people are different, if I wanted I could earn near that, the contractors I hire are on over £1000 a day price and you dont even want to know about per hour and I do as much if not more. Its been offered, but I like my flexibility. All that is irrelevant though, they are playing for bigger clubs with a higher chance of success and silverware, Lambert is the only one that you could say made a poor decision but in a way it was different due to the opportunity of him playing for his boyhood club

Who exactly has failed ? They are all at bigger clubs on more money. Listen, I am very happy we have done what we have, it puts all the pressure on Clyne as opposed to it being the other way around. He is a great player, and we should be offering a top wage of around 70-80k IMO (considering the TV deal and our top 4 'ambition'). If he isnt interested then we need to get as much as we can and get an adequate replacement (im not sure trippier is)

I find PMT must be a bit like being drunk, in the respect that everyone suspects you might be drunk, but nobody is actually allowed to say it

Apologies CL, we've come a long way since GYTOFTLgate, I should know better

Ill stick my head above the parapit here, now, I thought it was a load of new nonsense too, but look at how far we have come in so little time. Its an amazing journey. Now, I agree we have no where near the pulling power or resources of the top 4. And out of the next 3-4 we are probably the weakest in that area (everton, spurs, liverpool, us) but with the right investment, academy products and decent acquisitions we may be able to at the very least compete. That said, its more than just saying its our aim, the board need to match that with wages and signings.

Its not really sparring is it ? Its pretty much the debate equivalent of you arm wrestling a paraplegic

It was pushing artistic boundries but something needs to wake the muppet show up, its bleak and dormant, quiet, cold and untouched.... Like a nuns... Well... You know I get you're point, twas possibly reaching but we all need to do our bit... So..... Have you ever thought about breastfeeding goats at KFC ? For the muppet show