Verbal

Not sure you've grasped the concept of Valentine's Day. It categorically does not mean you can score five times in 90 mins. Someone should do a whip-round though, so Leicester can have some flowers and a box of chocolates.

Oh yes, that's right

Not if you drop the puck though.

Christ - who does the club's laundry?

A prediction on the Leicester forum: I’m sure the Southampton fans will be very gracious and not mention tonight’s result at all on Saturday

Whoosh...

Can we play Leicester every week?

Meanwhile over on the Leicester fans' forum: Working in Southampton tomorrow. Might just keep driving into the sea.

Are there any farmers on Saintsweb? Because we really should be told what place bovine BDSM has in animal husbandry/football. Would be good though if club were to play Duelling Banjos if Archer scores.

Disapproving Dave would be closer IMHO.

I'd not be surprised to see our play-off chances going down to the last day of the season, with us needing a win and another team surprisingly dropping points....or the other way around.

What did I tell you?

That's a very odd point to make though - if that's the one they're making. It's not uncommon for resuscitation efforts to go for up to 20 minutes, sometimes more.

Jesus! No wonder their drivers don't knock on the door any more.

I had an excellent pasta tonight. I thought that might be of more interest to our dear readers.

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had. And add some extra, just for you.

Pretty sure he's coming - and that we're going to need a bigger banjo.

Says the man on the clôture

Well at least he won't be in the team for the Stoke game.

What is this word "delighted"?

It's good to experiment when there's nothing at stake.

That's a bit bold.

Should only take a few minutes TBF.

If so, may I recommend Belgian left back Sam Bunch?