Wilko

A nice little ruse, but I'd still like to see a blog by The Old Codger, even if it is a spoof.

I, for one, will not be happy until the only people left in SMS are dockers and builders. Anybody else is clearly not up for it.

I'm sorry to have unleashed this profanity upon the world. However, I think that if Redknapp didn't want us to call his mother a whore, he shouldn't have been such a c**t.

Great stuff. I'd like to hear a lot more about the Old Codger's recollections of bygone away days. Could he write a blog, or something?

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore. SHE'S A WHORE And Harry Redknapp's wife is a whore SHE'S A WHORE And Harry Redknapp's son is a whore HE'S A WHORE And Jamie Redknapp's wife is a whore SHE'S A WHORE WHOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Why didn't he just resign/leave the army, or whatever you do when you decide bashing the hell out of people isn't the answer?

Some hand-wringing hippie said: "But it is not going to fix a broken relationship or help with looking after the kids or cleaning the house." Yeah, right, whatever.

I only drink alcopops if I can strawpedo them, or if it's a WKD blue with port. TBH, I'd probably strawpedo that as well.

I trust there are at least three real ale options in each?

I have no idea how we didn't win. Our attackers' positioning was pretty poor, especially from set-pieces. Antonio was good in the first half but ineffective when they doubled up on him in the second. Our midfield was completely missing in the first 30 minutes. Trotman played like a drunk. Lambert looked knackered from the first minute. Brighton played very well.

I used to be a big fan of Subway, but these days I just can't stomach them. They don't taste as nice as they used to, and I get the sh*ts every time, regardless of which flavour I choose. I suspect that as the company has grown, they've started to cut corners on quality.

Derby County 2-0 Saints. 03/01/98. Some true Saints legends on show that day. Kevin Richardson, Andrew Williams, Carlton Palmer, David Hirst. http://www.soccerbase.com/results3.sd?gameid=258215 Lovely stuff.

Wilko snr says he went to every game apart from Bradford away.

Her son signed up to a job that could have ultimately lead to his death. That happened. She is now deflecting her anger at herself onto anger at the Government. I have no sympathy for anybody who goes to the papers to slag off the Government after their offspring dies in a warzone. Further, how anybody could be in the armed forces at the moment is beyond me. The conflicts that servicemen are forced to fight in are not just and not in the national interest.

Mine were worth about £100 when they were bought as an 18th birthday present. Thanks, Rupert, Leon, Mike et al.

Why else would I have a laptop and a change of clothes?

I can see myself looking unenthused during the goal celebrations.

I am excited about this game.

Navy boys?

In and take the Euro. However, wait until it's at a more favourable rate.

My thoughts: Lambert is a goal machine. Jaidi and Trottman are dominant in the air. Antonio is built like a brick **** house. They don't usually build wingers like that. I have no idea how Orient managed to get 2-0 ahead, but we didn't really trouble their goal until Lambert's first strike. Great atmosphere and good fun singing on the tube. "Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore. She's a whore. WHORE."

I'm sure there are plenty of rude people in Great Britain. Rudeness isn't particular to the French, in the same way that every Englishman doesn't have a killer sense of humour. With regard to de Gaulle - meh.

15 minute taxi ride, I reckons.

Big rush on Wednesday morning, then.

So, the decision has been made, then. "The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said Who's that team they call Southampton Who's that team that I adore They're the boys in red and white We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore WHORE" Mods - you can lock this now. I expect to hear everybody joining in at Brisbane Road.