Wilko

One going spare. Yours for £24. Will hand it over on the day, either outside the ground or in the pub we end up drinking in. tothemaxwilko5000@hotmail.com

Look at all you poor people whinging about flights. Get a grip. If you can afford to fly anywhere with BA, you're probably doing alright and don't have that much to worry about.

If they build a terrace and charge £12 for standing tickets, I'm all for it. If not, I don't really see the point, despite the fact I don't really like our current ground.

You driving?

It gets my vote. Great beer, awesome atmosphere.

He was a child when he committed the crime. He then spent a very long time in prison and was given a completely new identity, life and presumably back story. On top of that, one presumes he doesn't have any family support either. Nobody on this board can say they know for sure what he did to end up back in jail, so that's probably unhelpful in such a debate. However, given the situation, would it be any wonder if he was a bit messed up?

The chump with the flag should have been chucked out. That's about the long and short of it. You can bet your ******** that if you went to a Pompey away game and waved a Saints flag at the fish boys, the reaction would have been a lot worse than it was yesterday.

I woke up in a cold sweat during a nightmare about condemned houses and pubs that don't sell cask ale. As for the game, I'm pretty much in agreement with you. We were the better side but failed to capitalise on possession. The referee was awful and failed to stop their lot pushing and pulling our big guns out of the game. I haven't seen the penalty decision on telly yet, but it looked unjustified. The foul on Fonte shortly after looked like a definite spot kick from where I was standing. Another point, which I make after every away game I attend: Why do so many people travel such a long way, only to sit in silence for the whole game? I just don't get it. The football is poor and most of the towns we visit don't exactly yield a pleasant day out, so what do they get out of the experience? I'm not having a go, but if you're one of these people, feel free to answer.

Are you on commission? If so, my offer is £2 per night, provided you include breakfast.

The people, or the flags? This needs clarifying before we go any further.

Real ale?

This protest will definitely get Glazer out.

I bet our boring old duffers won't.

It looks like he just didn't fancy doing an interview, nothing more. The only question that seemed a bit odd to me was the one about chanting for the manager. However, I think that only came as a result of Pardew's reticence.

I'd say this statement is pretty representative of most people who vote UKIP. Congratulations.

You'll never survive without us. Who 'you' and 'us' are is another matter. I think we should abandon nationhood and have a Federated States of the World. That would solve all wars between countries and the key question of the Falklands, which worries everybody so much. Further, we wouldn't need to squabble over oil either. My way seems much better than all others. Peas, yeah?

As a passionate Scotsman, how do you feel about it?

"I say, these naughty lot from the continent don't like free speech, what what old boy." Farage = turd.

The ticket office has always been great as far as I'm concerned. From the days of Barry Fox onwards to the current setup, I've never had any trouble. Further, if I've ever required face-to-face or personal service, it has always been an option. Well done to the ticket office.

Another smear campaign by the nasty party. It's all so transparent. Rather have grumpy Gordon in charge than Cameron's horrible lot.

Rule 1. Dr Bongo Patel.

I feel like my little finger injury, which still blights my days, is being mis-represented.

Jeff Travelodge

It's clear to me that all the spare seats are in the away end, just like all the other non-sell outs over the past five years. They're so amazing. The football world is losing a great bunch of blokes. Really, it is.

Didn't get Ulrich Van Gobbel.