Wilko

Atmosphere or not, I'm going for the ale.

I've always thought we were a bunch of ****s.

If we're taking 4,500 to Stockport, I'll be very surprised. That must be the expected attendance in total. Anybody know anywhere good for breakfast?

It's the geekiest game I have ever played. If you want to take it up, I have a deck of cards that I misguidedly bought as a 13-year-old.

Why does Baj have a picture of one of the Venga Boys as his avatar?

I have MLT in England and Saints kits. Yours for £1,000.

Perhaps Rupert wanted Kelvin to wear head-to-toe padding to fend of the long corners?

Poortvliet is a good guy who was out of his depth and I don't think we could have expected any more from him. From what he says in that article, it seems he was well and truly diddled by Lowe and Wotte. Shabby treatment, anyone?

I'd never dream of berating people at the game and I can assure you it wasn't me. I'm not one of these 90-minute singers either, but last night nobody behind the goal seemed to sing at all. It was a real shame because we had such a good following numerically. With regard to all the nonsense about how crap we are, I won't argue, mainly because I've only seen one of our games so far. However, we need to get it into perspective. We are in League One because that's our standard. We can't expect to rock up to Swindon, Bristol Rovers, Huddersfield or anywhere else and **** them off the park. It just isn't going to happen and we have to accept it and move on. Regards, Wilko

What's wrong with everybody? Why bother to turn up if you're just going to stand and look miserable. For a following of what must have been around 3,000, we put in a disgraceful showing. On the field, we were poor. Defensively, we were disorganised. In attack, we were blunt. On Pardew, how he didn't notice early on that the 4-5-1 formation was going to be ineffective, I will never know. His reluctance to change cost us any chance we may have had of getting a point.

If they put the reports there, you wouldn't buy the paper, would you?

Having met Mr Opik, I can confirm that despite being a rather odd-looking fellow, he is funny, charming and seems to put those around him at ease. That may have something to do with it.

It's an excellent paper. I encourage you all to buy it on the off chance that wage may increase.

I would just like to put on record how excited I am about this trip.

I once had a danger ****. It turned out quite well, but I wouldn't risk it again.

tbf +1

We are a football club. Nothing more. All this talk of 'brands' and the 'product' makes me wonder what a few of you are in it for. Is it to be associated with a trendy brand and an awesome product, or is it to follow a team you care about? Answers on a customer feedback form....

Stop talking about the 'product'. Surely you watch Saints because you're a fan, not because you'll be thrilled by scintillating football. Keep Calm And Carry On.

Thanks for the info, Steve. I think Paterson has shown potential so far, but I'd be concerned about not retaining one of the other three experienced players, or bringing in another, to help him along. Is Neil Shipperley still around?

If those two leave, who are we left with to play up front?

Get rid.

Grow a pair.

I love Kelv. What a guy.

I've just got back from watching Weston-super-Mare v Exeter. Exeter fielded a first team, but Paul Tisdale was absent. The Grecians were managed by Andy Tilson. Fact.

My name is in the paper every week.