Wilko

I'm not at all interested in any of this.

Good news for house owners, but what of people who aspire to one day buy a house? As far as I can see, unless house prices carry on falling I'll never have a chance of buying one. We are very likely to end up with one generation of people who have scrimped and saved to get a mortgage, while their children are left to rent until they inherit the house. Not good.

Nova Scotia is mixed home and away. It's a very small place, so on footie nights gets busy. If you want a quicker pint, I suggest going somewhere else. I'll be starting in the centre on King Street, then taking a boat on the docks to the Nova Scotia.

This is exactly the attitude that has priced the sensible majority out of football. Of course you can complain, but that's pointless. The best thing to do is simply not turn up and continue to do so until it doesn't cost half a working man's wage to see a bloody football match. Anything more than £20 for 90 minutes entertainment is ridiculous - especially when a good show is far from guaranteed.

http://s79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/van_larsson/?albumview=slideshow Keep the faith

If you like hanging round with a load of knuckle-dragging northern morons, this is definitely a good idea. One qualifying campaign was good enough to put me off for a while. England supporters travel in great number, but the sad fact is that many of them are ****s. On top of that, the 'budget' airlines jack up their fares to any nearby destinations by a couple of thousand per cent every time an England fixture is announced. And to be able to get tickets for away games, you'll need enough 'caps' or to be lucky in the draw. As far as home games go, Wembley is a nice treat, but going to all the England home games brings you down. The atmosphere is usually rubbish, there's a 100% chance than somebody near you will be an annoying, whinging, moronic *****, who seemingly wants England to lose. On top of that, it will take you ages to get out along Wembley Way, because there aren't enough platforms at the tube station. P.S. Steve McClaren is a ****.

Pointless exercise, but I voted anyway. We're dead men walking as far as I'm concerned, but there's no reason to get down about it.

No ****ing way. Membership means nothing, these days. I've spent enough over the years as it is.

Weston-super-Mare AFC

Shrug.

Dear McDonalds manager, I wet the bed last night and have to spend the next two years at home. Regards, thesaint_sfc

The Boss at half-time. Woop. Shame I have work in the morning.

What a pointless question.

The bird is a City fan. She'll be in the home end. I'll be in the away. It promises to be the most romantic day of my life.

He seems to think we've been unlucky this season. I'm not sure I agree. Head in sand?

I'd give it about a day before they run for it. That is, if he ever leaves his room to enter the real world. What do you do for a job, thesaint sfc? You must be on a fair whack to be able to buy a house as a single young person....

I thought you were only about 17. Clearly, your relatives are funding you and finances are not an issue. Go ask a financial advisor.

Exeter on April 9. Boo-yah.

Conference South football is around a tenner. You can stand, hear the players shout at each other and get much closer to the action. **** the league.

While I agree N/West Saint was probably being patronised by his mates, I don't see why the 'passing myth' has been debunked by a defeat against the best side in the country. Premiership and Champions League sides regularly fail to pass well against ManYoo - are they all incapable of playing football as well? Please expand. I remain, Wilko

Neil Heaney Dave Beasant Gordon Watson Peter Whiston Just for the ****s and giggles

No. Willy.

Amen.

The kid is out of his depth. I suggest that if we were in a better position, he would be being blooded at full-back, but as we are suffering from a small squad, he's in before he should be.

On the contrary, I would like to say that Chelsea can **** right off and I hope Abramovich goes to jail as soon as possible. I remain, Wilko