RedAndWhite91

Yeah well, I wasn't going to write it, but then I thought 'don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today'.

Ah, but the pen is mightier than the sword...

My endocrinologist/doctor told me I shouldn't really consume that much alcohol. Dunno what he'd say if he saw me on a night out. He'd probably have a heart attack.

I've one on my bedroom window. Because I failed my driving test. Booooo.

Dibden Purlieu Saint and his chums.

New video: Life in the West... Looking more and more amazing by the day. http://www.rockstargames.com/reddeadredemption/news/article/3861/watch_part_three_of_the_red_dead_redemption_gameplay_video_series_life_in_the_west

I heard he didn't turn water into wine, he in fact turned water into 4 cans of Special Brew and downed the lot.

FFS, I once graced the top 50, but have now dropped to 110th place. I feel like Leeds United.

Ant and Dec

Plastic?! Hahahahaha To be fair I've known for some time, roughly a year. Since I joined basically.

Hole

This forum has made me realise we have a lot of complete kn*bs who support our club. I guess most of them don't actually attend games so it's not really a matchday pet hate, but still, it's bloody annoying.

Have we gone back in time?!

Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey..

Might look into doing that when I finally pass my driving test./

How do you get into doing that?

My mate is hooked to it. Mental stuff.

BBC:The club said Terry, who drove off, was aware of "a lot of contact" with his car but did not think anyone was hurt. So he knew he hit someone, but drove off anyway?! What a w*nker..

-People who assume they are better than others simply because of location/finance.

- People in the Northam who don't sing at all. - Matey in the reindeer/Santa hat who shouts 'pork' during every song. - Away fans. - Being started on by home fans on away days for no reason. - Massive OB presence.

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I apologise for sounding harsh, but I am a little p.ssed off after tonight's showing. James has had ample opportunity to prove himself, Pardew obviously sees something there, but he won't get to start many games if he plays like that. I feel LJ is better as a midfielder than a defender anyway, but if he has to play RB then I'd sooner see Thomas start in that slot, providing Otsemobor is injured. And then I can't really see any place in our midfield for James. Good player to have on the bench, providing he doesn't put in a below average performance like tonight.

Even if you're just back from injury, you should be able to get a cross into the box. I really want James to succeed and play well, but he is going to have to buck his ideas up somewhat. He has shown in the past he can play well, but it seems to me every time he has a decent game he will follow it up by playing crap in the following 3 games. Frustrating.

I'm too young and naive to praise other teams. Swindon were f*cking horrible with a load of pikey fans. Schneiderlin has not yet scored for us but was unlucky not to have 2 tonight. Lloyd James - Terrible performance. He's had his chance, surely he's fluffed it now. 99% of his crosses didn't beat the first man, the same first man he was too scared to take on. Continuously lost the ball too. Other than that I won't single out anyone else, I just don't see how we can play like we did against Leeds at the weekend, and then 3 days later play like that against Swindon. Poor, very poor. I'm usually a positive person, and a positive poster on here, but I am finding it difficult to say anything positive, and oh, bye bye play offs for good.

Banging the back boards is good. It definitely gets the songs going and adds a bit of atmosphere. However, DON'T RUIN THE SLOW VERSION OF OWTSGMI. That is all, thanks.