RonManager

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_5503507,00.html

Oh now your just being 'breedist' - hang your head in shame!

Sure? I only charge £400 an hour - cheap as chips.

Jist troyng to kipp the Quoon's Onglish as she orta be spoke, ken?

Arse!

Yuo can't appeal against a ruling...

Loyalty - I would put 2 figures on the plinth - MLT and Terry Paine.

Re Capital letters, I refer the honourable gentleman to my post of the 18th inst. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=421015#post421015

:DDon't think we will be getting him and for god sakes man, it's always.

Only if you can remember which club it is.

There's life Jim, but not as we know it.

Time for a bit of Photoshopping methinks

I'm going to wait for the Tarantino/David Lynch collaboration Hollywood blockbuster. Who will they cast I wonder?

Hear hear -wise words from Mr Lazlo (Victor Lazlo from Casablanca?). My thoughts exactly. My only complaint re your disclaimer is that you're not coming to every match from Denmark - I dunnno -some people got no commitment :D

It was some bloke with a sheepskin jacket and lots of nose hair - he said 'you ain't seen me, right?'

Apparently it is the most famous trout fishing river in the world (with the Test a close 2nd)

It seems that if their name is Dean, then we're in for them! It'll end up like the Monty Python 'Bruce' sketch.

I got mine this morning in the post

Excellent - love the Chumley-Warner narration - West Hemm doncha know?

Well?

Thinking of VHS cassettes, I wonder how long it will be before the word 'repair' falls into disuse? At least you could cut the scrunched bit of tape out and sellotape the ends together. If a DVD suddenly starts to skip or decides it can't be read it immediately changes use to a shaving mirror or a dangly thing to keep birds off your runner beans!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_5501209,00.html http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_5503050,00.html On 6 month loan from Preston. 6' 2" defender. 22 years old. Neal Trotman original post credit Gav B 115

The RonManager dugout sounds, well, you know, Marvellous.

http://www.colchester.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=166546

If we are going to panic, how do forum members feel we should go about this? My favoured method is to run naked and screaming around a field near me waving an axe and shouting obscenities at the cows (they find it amusing too I might add). Works for me. However, if the admin chaps would like to organise a forum mass panic I would be up for that too. Also, how long should we panic for?