Now, I understand that you are all far too polite to make comment on a serious Swindon matter, so I will have to do it for you - I am not afraid to confront such thorny issues head - on.
It concerns the blinding error in the design of the Swindon Town crest which I am sure you have also noticed.
The silhouetted steam locomotive is, as we all know, a Great Western Railway 2-6-2 Prairie Tank. Being a Tank engine, it would carry it's water supply either side of the boiler, NOT in a tender which is depicted behind the loco.
If you are all as outraged at this mistake as I, then I ask you all to boycott the match. I have spoken to Alan Pardew, and he has agreed to refuse to play the fixture until the crest is corrected.
I'm sorry, but enough is enough!