RonManager

Ron has acquired a billet for this tourney and will be in attendance, it therefore follows that without one single shadow of a doubt, a comfortable victory is assured.

All politicians are self-serving power-seeking ****s who don't give a flying **** about anyone. The day I get diagnosed with some terminal disease or other I shall take down as many of these arseholes that I can.

I'll watch until I can get the loco's number, then I will look at my Ian Allan Locospotters book to check if I've seen it before or not.

Otis and The Elevators - 'Baby I've had my ups and downs'.

Gardeners' World. It's the stamen's petals.

Well you can tell by the way he used his walk, he's a woman's man, with no time to talk.

What is it with all these 'surveys' recently? It's like 1930s Europe ffs. Mind your own freaking business. Yours sincerely, KL

The enemy exposed.

For now it sleeps but its eyes will open come the dawn. Be afraid humans. http://www.az.srv.hochbruecke.de/webcam/current.jpg?r=0.0064108854176081476 http://www.ahlmann-zerssen.de/index.htm

George Graham. 1-0 to the South-Hampton etc etc so on and so forth.

Yes, what a goal that was!

You should do a Football Survey Survey.

If Rickie had been in on that chance that the defender put onto the post, both ball and defender would've been in the back of the net.

Which of these two statements is true.. 1. Dolly Parton's tits can be seen from outer space. 2. Dolly Parton's tits can only be seen from outer space.

Oh yes.

Back in the early 19th century, when the first broad gauge trains ran down from London Paddington to Bristol along Brunel's 'billiard table', the loco's had no cabs and the carriages no roofs. During the extreme cold of the winter it was not unknown for passengers to freeze to death on their journey. A wooden bench was situated outside of Temple Meads Station, upon which frozen cadavres would be placed (therefore outwith GWR jurisdiction), still in the upright sitting position, hat on head and briefcase in hand. A discrete understanding had been agreed between the GWR and the local undertakers, who would quietly remove the corpses.

Nyaaaah, Clattenboyg.

"Oh...... Maybe it's a big horse I'm a-lending her".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've turned on the telly, and I'm watching Dr Who.

We are the Chihuahua that runs between the horse's legs.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 11h JP: “Only Dejan [Lovren] and Gastón [Ramírez] are definitely out. We expect them to be recovered by next week.” #saintsfc

Twop Twips ‏@TwopTwips 6h CONVINCE football journalists you are playing mind games by saying anything.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 34m PHOTO: With Tuesday’s starters recovering, Jason McCarthy and other Development Squad players stepped up. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/3SN0F7jiUn

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 29m PHOTO: @sammcqueen123 gets away from Jos Hooiveld to finish a chance in training earlier. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/BisrutOF23