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Singapore Saint

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  1. What about this song for Gavin Bazunu? ⬇️ Gavin Bazunu What on earth are we gonna do? Gavin Bazunu What on earth are we gonna do? (high-pitched scream)
  2. Goal-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol Goal-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol Stop! Tonda time!
  3. To the tune of The Cranberries' Zombie?
  4. Reese is doing a good job assisting him so best not fix what ain't broken.
  5. No, we sacked him because we were not satisfied with defensive solidity and making the best of what we had. World's worst interviewee I grant you that, but he did sport a very nice watch 😅
  6. Not a player but our slow and sure decline began when we sacked Claude Puel.
  7. Of course Doris gets the job if she wins four on the trot. It's not results over logic, it's results and logic. All the so-called experienced managers available to us are out of work because they failed at their last club. How is it logical to hire a failed manager?
  8. Are Saints not allowed to have an off day? Even Man City has off days 🙄
  9. Lyrics (adapted) T T T-O T-O T-O-N T-O-N T-O-N-D T-O-N-D T-O-N-D-A Ni wei shi me bu zou guo lai (why don't you come over) T T T-O T-O T-O-N T-O-N T-O-N-D T-O-N-D T-O-N-D-A Ni wei shi me bu shuo chu lai (why don't you say it out loud) Listen to your mama and you never will regret it And if anybody wonders you can tell them that I said it The only thing I know is I never can forget you I´ve been longing for you baby ever since the day I met you I got you where I want you And I´m never gonna let you get away from me Hear what I tell you I´m the girl for you and so you better start to face it If you ever lose my love you know you never can replace it I think it´s time for you to start to give me some loving Carrying a torch for you that´s hotter than an oven It´s time for you to give me a little tender loving baby Hold me tight and do what I tell you T T T-O T-O T-O-N T-O-N T-O-N-D T-O-N-D T-O-N-D-A Ni wei shi me bu zou guo lai (why don't you come over) T T T-O T-O T-O-N T-O-N T-O-N-D T-O-N-D T-O-N-D-A Ni wei shi me bu shuo chu lai (why don't you say it out loud) Lyrics (adapted) Eckert, Eckert Eckert, Eckert They say, how do you manage They talk a lot but can they hack it Scoring for fun off the planet Measuring the distance till it vanished Into the net, made Pompey panic Lessons of the wisdom made the Saints Above the average Mission elevate the masses Listen to your intuition, separate the assets Land full of wonders, name it St. Mary's Rеsonating shanties of a palace They talk a lot but can thеy hack it Eckert, Eckert Eckert, Eckert
  10. Hi lads and lasses, it's a given that Tonda Eckert will be our new permanent manager (3-year contract at a minimum please 🙏🙏), announcement to be made next week whether we tonk Millwall by 5 or just the odd goal 😅 Thought we should have a song or two for him (sorry if you think I've butchered them) ⬇️ Lyrics (adapted) Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure It's Tonda, it's Tonda night, so join the party everyone The dancing has just begun and we're all having fun tonight Dance that Tonda 'til you drop, we're never gonna stop You better hang on tight, so everybody Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor You-you-you, come on and join the Tonda Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure It's Tonda, it's Tonda night so feel the music and the beat They're dancing in the streets, it's something that I can't explain Bump together one, two, three, like waves across the sea We'll join and make a change, then everyone can Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor You-you-you, come on and join the Tonda Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure Lyrics (adapted) Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Tonda beat
  11. Maybe he's as shellshocked as everyone else how well things are going now, hence the pauses 🤷‍♂️
  12. Tonda's gonna be Bayern Munich manager one day, maybe at the age of 50. That gives us 18 years with him hopefully 😊 As an aside, I wish Leo and THB would stop bigging him up. We don't want to draw any attention from the likes of Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd 🙄
  13. Exactly what I've been saying 😬
  14. Better hurry up, the two Manchester clubs are sniffing around 😬
  15. Stoke City emulating Saints, up 2 in the first 5 minutes against Charlton 😶
  16. Just googled, you're right!
  17. Bambi on ice Kenwyne Jones? Agreed. If we get a decent result from our next 2 games, we absolutely must appoint TE or risk having him snatched from under our noses by some struggling Premier League club mid-season.
  18. Yes, about 10 years ago in the Premier League, against Aston Villa I think it was, Sadio Mane scored the fastest hattrick in history (a bit over 3 minutes) and Shane Long scored soon afterwards with a wonderful floater from long distance.
  19. I'm mortgaging my house and putting all my money on TE being our next permanent manager 🙂
  20. Just saw that Simon Rusk is a 66/1 long shot to be our next permanent manager. Those odds will dramatically shorten if the team carry on their "second half" form into the next game and we, dare I say, win 🙂
  21. Just warming up the engine...
  22. Why not Rusk until the end of the season on the basis of that second half?
  23. Moroccan relegation specialist Itsan Emer Gency please.
  24. I think having a hotter WAG helps with the PR.
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