Master Bates

Forster you donkey!!! 2 1 down, not even the local prostitute has her legs that wide open.

Currently 1 0 up at Staplewood. If my maths is correct, Saints U23s currently 8pts away from winning the League with 3 games left. 1pt away from guaranteed play off qualification. That could all change in a heart beat with games still currently being played, but hey....

http://ripple.is/football/7755-southampton-vs-fulham

Looks like we're going out, Leeds 3 1 up 30mins to go.

I forgot about my avatar

STREAM http://ripple.is/football/7626-arsenal-vs-southampton

Finally managed to swim through part of my mental health syndrome to become a full member, only took 5 months, and exactly 5 too. It is the 23rd today isn't it? Think I've found a decentish uploaded so, who knows, give it another 5 months and I may start up with the bewbs. You'd think I'd have matured by now, but as you know my life's been on hold for 14yrs, so mentally I'm still 21

I like that.

Don't know if it's been mentioned (probably has), but if we score, it'll be Arsenals 1,000th goal conceded in the PL.

I did post it in a Lallana thread, turns out it was on 'General Sport's http://www.thehardtackle.com/news/2019/02/23/transfer-rumour-southampton-lining-up-summer-move-for-liverpool-midfielder-adam-lallana/

http://www.thehardtackle.com/news/2019/02/23/transfer-rumour-southampton-lining-up-summer-move-for-liverpool-midfielder-adam-lallana/

Maybe they'll offer him at a cheap rate as compensation for Ings?

Currently losing away to Newcastle, so really need Leeds and Notts County to draw next Friday. We only have 4 subs for some reason.

Milan dont want to keep Soares? http://sportwitness.co.uk/southampton-loanee-set-sent-back-buying-option-already-not-considered/

http://watchfomny.tv/Video/United-kindom/Sky-sport/pop-sky7.php?http://www.liveonlinetv247.info/embed/mutv.php

Can someone come and change my bed sheets please, they're a bit wet...

The Saints make me happy, The Saints make me sad, Being a Saints fan, It does drive me mad!

Just that I saw Lemina at the Derby game, hopefully his stomach problems aren't due to a virus.

Would you go to the game if you had stomach problems?

No not getting mixed up, I know the difference.

Apparently signed for Leeds?!?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mgabbia23/status/1084073885732085760

Silvio Pagliari apparently in England for a meeting over Gabbys future.

Dan N'Lundulu*& Thomas O'Connor now gone or signed up?

My last post for 24hrs (at the moment), but that is a shame. I guessed he may have gone quiet for a while as that poster person who normally gives updates on Seager had gone quiet. Once dubbed the next Alan Sheared, I wonder what went wrong for him, do you think it could have been the long term injury he got? I remember another goalscoring sensation youngster we had once, scored more goals than game a one season. I want to say Matthew Legg/Thompson or something? Going back a few years.