Master Bates

There's just no middle, it's either too weak or too strong, stupid invention.

wrong thread

Just a rumour, they'll be in it for 2010.

Gutted

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk.

Do you know what, i'd say it was a fake.

swannymere

goolies.

What's that, Shrek 4's out now?

Family Fortunes "Name something you'd find in a school kids pencil case". Turns out saying 'my mobile number' wasn't a suitable answer.

Custom made shower?

I met Kevin Moore about 4/5 years ago, I interviewed him for a quantity/building surveyors role. Best wishes to Kevin and his family.

Nah, in some sections it has real news and business news, scary stuff I know. I miss striker though. :smt008 Careful there :shock:

It's made of paper and has news in it, therefore it is a newspaper. :supz:

I'm a scared of heights...... 7? especially when you go flying off.

Roundabouts make me spew. :supz:

I wouldn't be shocked if he went there, think he'd do them alright.

Just a hopeful guesstimate. :smt008

Could be fun http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/2706884/The-end-of-the-world-is-here.html

4/5 years for Martin

Ah ball cr@p!

tbf, you'd look a c*nt in almost anything

Just a 1 month extension! I would have gone for longer.