Master Bates

The one she punched in the back would get it.

On the contrary, Lowe still has his er... hers *EDIT He'd actually get it too

"We love you Marky!"

That's easy, because he's full of gas.

Should Samanda & Jedward start dating?

Yes there has

Just says the office overlooks the pitch.

Former Saints legend Francis Benali has returned to St Mary's Stadium. The company he is Director of (Luken Homes) have moved their headquarters to the Stadium with their office over looking the pitch. Benali said "It's a stunning location and enables us to establish the business in the way we have planned". More on page 29 of todays Echo.

Is this the same as Elton John being dead since 2 weeks ago?

Roll on January http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/107673/Africa-s-a-strain-on-Hart/

St Cortese & St Oldknow

Mark Fry's getting his arse pinched :shock:

It was for a 'Trigger Happy TV' style programme.

Some can be instant, but probably not in this instance.

Such a shame Kyle Eastmond is doing well, the Rugby Union clubs are sniffing around

We can we start singing 'down coz your Pompey, you're going down coz your Pompey.....' ??

I always used to think the Blarney Stone was part of the Berlin Wall, but then I went to Secondary School and was educated.

Im im im im im imagine a KFC Dominos P P P P Pizza, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dominos rules ok.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Please say you ate the rice too :smt029

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