Master Bates

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Pretty sure we wouldn't spend £8m on 2 players

Surely he'll never manage in Britain full stop. Maybe he should try Holland, have a go at dutch total football....

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A55660755

She's hot, lovely buns too. There's pics of her topless on the beach, phwoar

Get on with some work or i'll tell

I always have one at the end, I sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.

Nope, the pain speaks for itself

Suppose it'll help the police weed out the peado's. So much that I could say, but I won't.

About 5-8 cans, followed by a brandy, followed by half a pint of wine, with smokes inbetween. Would you like to give me a liver test?

Dotty the Daschund, with a slipped disc, in her wheelchair Windsor, the giant tortoise, has a set of wheels fitted Patna the baby rhino is fed by a zoo keeper, in Berlin, after breaking her leg This penguin, in New Zealand, sports some little blue shoes after being rescued from the Antarctic Patient Horace the hedgehog waits peacefully for his leg to heal Meet Chhouk, an orphaned baby Asian elephant, who can now walk after being fitted with a prosthetic foot A volunteer puts a home made walking frame on an injured dog, at an Animal Protection Centre, in China

Ethel the paralysed rabbit is the first in Britain to receive a new lease of life with a custom built chariot Plenty of injured animals and pets have received a helping hand from human invention. Two-month-old Lucky (AKA MizzMintz) the duckling walking with her new sandal at home in Newport This buzzard had a lucky escape, after it was hit by a London Midland train, only suffering a broken femur Former police sniffer dog Max, who walks with a specially designed trolley, playing among the leaves in Tiverton, Devon Gay the elephant wearing a special pair of slippers to ease her aching feet, at Paignton Zoo, in Devon. Afrika, the paralysed cat, with his set of wheels that enable him to walk Hoppy, the three legged tortoise, has a mini skate board fitted to help him get around

I'm normally on my last legs after a few too.

Great report, great quotes from JPS too.

If I was on facebook, I would like this.

That's true, I have a dog

Normally it's me who's paying, but she's worth it

In Quotes from Pardew Out Saint Charlie

I will Danielle

nickh's the one who started it all.

But to Millwall, he'll always be "the one that got away".

I've never been a plant Maybe a weeping willow on the odd ocassion but not a plant.