Master Bates

It will be Richard Money.

I agree with this thread, however as it is such an important thread, I believe it should be in the Muppet Show for 3 days so more people see it and vote.

Gamba Osaka almost came back from 5-1 down in the last 15ish mins. Just ended 5-3 to United. A breathless end to a brutally open match that ultimately sees United into Sunday's Club World Cup final against Liga de Quito of Ecuador. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7789312.stm

2 more COME ON!

Come on! Only 3 more goals Gamba Osaka 2 Yamazaki 74' Endo 84' penalty Man Utd 5 Vidic 28' Ronaldo 45' Rooney 75', 79' Fletcher 78'

When she lost modship.

Explain more.

Been waiting for this to come out for days.

Me too, but meant to dial that non emergency one 101.

I did when I was 5, I dialled 99 then 9 and quickly hung up, they phoned back.

Because you set yourself up too easily

Nah I wouldn't, I don't drink coffee.

I did today, but then she's only a receptionist. Anyone ever regretted trusting a fart?

Hope you didn't read my other message Cheers for the info fella.

*edit

He played for Swindon aswell, any links or word of mouth?

Ah balls!

It must be true, Corpy's gone quiet. Lassana Diarra’s reported move to Real Madrid could land Arsenal with a sizeable windfall. The Portsmouth midfielder looks set to complete a £20m deal to real Madrid in January and the Gunners could scoop up to 25% of the transfer fee having insisted on a ‘sell-on’ clause being added to the Frenchman’s contract rather than a buy-back option. It was reported in the summer that Arsenal scooped an approximate £6m from the inflated fee paid by Spurs to Blackburn for out-of-form winger David Bentley in a similar deal. http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/11315/Arsenal_to_make_millions_from_Diarra_sell-on.aspx

A Brothel.

ALL of Woolworths stores will shut by January 5, 2009, it has been confirmed. Woolies' collapse means 22,000 permanent and 5,000 temporary workers are going to lose their jobs. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3984785.Woolworths_to_shut_for_good_in_early_January/ That puts the sheep and dog out of a job.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mv5rGmdCDI&feature=related

If there was only two of us in a lift and I farted then it would be obvious it was me so i'd excuse myself. Anymore than 2 and I just fart and leave it at that. If someone else has grunted then I normally demand the person to own up.

Why did he double post?

I was just thinking that RE the head thing, but no, looks too cute to be Crouchie.