Master Bates

POLICE have closed a number of city centre roads after a suspicious package was found in Southampton this afternoon. A security guard raised the alarm after spotting the bag outside HSBC bank on Commercial Road at around 4pm. The bomb squad has not been called at present. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3970417.City_centre_roads_closed_after_suspicious_package_found/

Flybe, Europe's largest and most successful regional airline, and the largest operator out of Southampton Airport, today announced an extended sponsorship deal with Southampton FC. The deal will run until June 2010 with further options to extend and underlines the airline's long term commitment to both the club and the region. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11064

De'ja vu. Done that last year with the old stock, it's better than throwing them away. Well done SFC

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With the use of her hand, foo foo & lubricant,

Don't forget, no taking a camera or videocamera.

As right he should, you need more than 1 bottle of vodka to entice your daughter into bed.

F**k off, Santa's real!!!!!!!! Santa is actually Satan, who 2,000 years ago lost a curling match to an angel. For 2 millennia, Satan/Santa had to be a good, giving and jolly fellow. Chritsmas 3005 Santa/Satan's good cheer will be over, as the ruler of hell he has a naughty list and he aims to fill it, by killing everyone.

Surman, 22, told BBC Radio Solent: "I feel I'm ready to step up to Premier League level. "Any player wants to play as high as they can. I'd love to play in the Premier League for the benefit of my personal career." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/7777584.stm

Just noticed Idiakez is training with Bournemouth with a view to earning a contract.

Mammatus http://www.hprcc.unl.edu/nebraska/june2004hastings-mammatus.html

Mate from b'mouth told me, after Saint Mikey's comment I googled "Lallana sell on fee" and found the link from the b'mouth echo.

CHERRIES could be in line for a happy New Year thanks to the FA Cup and former schoolboy Adam Lallana – with a little help from Harry and Kev. While the possible riches from progressing in the cup have been well documented, news of a potential cash windfall for Lallana has come out of the blue. http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/3966295.BANK_ON_ADAM/

Morning all. Bournemouth have a sell on fee for Adam Lallana, anyone know the percentage? I heard it was 25% on any future sale.

I just drank a hot chocolate from O'Briens.

The pictures where taken in the Inuit community of Qaanaaq, about 800 miles from the North Pole, when the apocalyptic cloud colouring began over Inglefield Bay. An elderly Inuit hunter said he had never seen such a sky before in all his life... the end... is nigh... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1090829/The-picture-perfect-storm-Photographs-capture-terrifying-beauty-clouds-gathering-Gree/index.html

Eaten by a giant marshmallow.

Well f**king come on then, tell us you meaningless platitude-spouting unimaginative pr*ck!

Oh yeah?

All I read suggests that it's like "A Christmas Carol", the man gets shown what life would be like if he never existed.