Master Bates

Roy Keane will open talks with Southampton today about becoming a player/coach until the end of the season. The move will benefit both parties, as Keane will gain experience as a coach working with Saints young squad, while at the same time giving some grit to the Saints midfield. He is likely to take on the captains armband until Svensson recovers too. pmsl http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=187201

Well get out your box, put a coat on and go queue up for some Man Yoo tickets.

ROBBERS in drag stole a whopping £70MILLION haul from a jewellers in Paris, it emerged today. The thieves were said to be "speaking in a foreign language" and two were dressed as women as they made off with their haul from Harry Winston jewellers, just off the Champs Elysees. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2008737.ece

On my shirt. :smt113

Hardley anyone's talking about it.

The wife heh

Long queues, lots of people wanting tickets.

Did you like Britney's snatch?

FIRE crews have this afternoon been called to a Hampshire industrial park amid reports of a "deafening" explosion....................... ............................... Jenny Manley, who lives nearly a mile away in Netley View, said her house shook when the explosion happened. She said: "I have lived here for 30 years and I have never heard anything like it." I wonder if it was HMS Trafalgar!

The Stadium is also an hour

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And you would have gotten away with it to, had I not gone in to the Skoda place and asked for you

Meh nickh, i'm in your seat forthe Man Yoo game not really but very close. The queue outside the Stadium is an hour long, Lowe missed out on some extra money by not even having a barbeque set up.

Just had my dump spank you.

Ok, you win Wave when I walk past, i'll be the one in a blue coat with sticky out ears

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I'm sure me leaving at 12pm I'll beat you there, and that's despite you having a mobility scooter!!! Didn't forget the smiley.

Because they're very friendly helpful people and everytime I e.mail them with a question I always get the right answer: I liked the chip e.mail to Saints hospitality a while back, that was cool. Anyways, thanks once again TO.

And to think I almost believed you, until I saw the answers

Feck off, this is about the 5th home game in a row this has been done.

What a f**k up by James

Depends what type you employ, I work in this industry and the English are exactly as you described, but the polish, now that's a different thing altogether. You see, english moan all the time that foreign people take all the work, yet at the end of the day from my experience and probably Jillsaints aswell, the english are unreliable yet the polish, somalians, zimbabwians, eritreans etc, will do the work with no problems. If I get infracted for the above statement then meh, truth hurts. p.s. I know it doesn't include all english people.

I employ all those types of staff, had about 24 people travelling from So'ton to Thatcham everyday. PM me if interested.

pmsl

Thank you.