Master Bates

Just tell the ticket office you lost your ticket/had it stolen and get a replacement, may have to pay but hoo hum.

Would just like to congratulate Calvin for purchasing his ticket, only to lose it 20mins later, well done

How about a takeover workshop?

See YOU there.

She has a b/f? ah balls

Holmes

Out for a possible 2 months, oo'er!

In the thermodynamic limit, which is the limit of large systems, fluctuations become negligible, so that all these descriptions converge to the same description. But yes, you are right, he may also have a heart attack if he does look up, which I didn't think about, quite harsh of me really. Sorry little fella. By the way, I believe the wee fella to be a prime example of someone who uses tweezers and a magnifying glass.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1695754.ece

Robsk was with Jill? :shock:

+ 100

Hurry up then.

Woo hoo will be good to see her...... cough cough, you *Logs off the internet and runs away*

He should be.

Good response imo

I confess, last night I dreamt I was at St Marys watching the match, left at full time and then realised I forgot to say hi to nickh & Co and keep in his good books, good job it was only a dream and I have the chance tomorrow....................

Yep

I wish I was Russell Brand, he gets to sh*g all the women.

Wait for the answer "to demonstrate his commitment to the rescue of SFC"

I like that idea.

An American and a Russian in front of the urinals. The American pulls out his huge **** and says proudly to the Russian: Buffalo Bill! The Russian pulls out three enormous ****s and says: Chernobyl! _____________ I bought some sexy lingerie to spice things up in the bedroom with my wife. She thought I looked ridiculous in them.

Worried about the guys liking the Common I like the Itchen Bridge, great for entertainment.