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Master Bates

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  1. News from Baj & Granty says that the £5 was a fake.
  2. I'm with Lloyds & HSBC, I have no idea what happens next.
  3. How lucky that I just happen to live opposite a horse field then.
  4. Go back on holiday and we'll start playing teams off the park again.
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  6. At St Mary's yes. I also didn't agree with the swing lowe chants, need to get behind the team and I don't mean in a gay way either. ¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨- ¨°º¤ø„-----------¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨-------------``°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°
  7. Yeah I do, but then I guess I do do too many drugz................
  8. Fair enough, hope you don't mind me saying that you have a relaxing looking pussy.
  9. My mum has the best kebab flaps in the world. Nice kebabs for me come from Af's.
  10. Is that cat a virgin getting ready for you to conduct a virgin sacrifice?
  11. 4-4
  12. I was first out my bedroom door this morning.
  13. Um, is it not 'Cerne Abbas giant' as opposed to Abbey...............
  14. :shock:
  15. Didn't watch it, I already know all about sex cheers.
  16. Just tell the ticket office you lost your ticket/had it stolen and get a replacement, may have to pay but hoo hum.
  17. Would just like to congratulate Calvin for purchasing his ticket, only to lose it 20mins later, well done
  18. How about a takeover workshop?
  19. See YOU there.
  20. She has a b/f? ah balls
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