Master Bates

His face was as white as a ghost.

I'm not too fond of it, but hey, here's a pic.

Keegan's left Newcastle, true story

Mmm....... i've missed something haven't I?

Accused of stealing three mobile phones and £145 from a night-club in P****mouth, bearing in mind no one in Pompey can afford a mobile phone or have such amount of monies.

Is he in court today?

Can't be arsed going in to it but yeah 9/10

I'm foncused, but no it doesn't.

Apparently Quashie was seen at St Marys

Hurricane Gustav has made landfall south-west of New Orleans, battering the US Gulf coast with torrential rain and severe winds. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7591197.stm

This is all after it passed through land in Cuba. Gustav hitting the Cayman Islands... Storm surges flooded the streets in the Caymans The storm demolished this bridge and road in Kingston, Jamaica US Natl. Guard preparing for the storm

Just hit, watching it now.

I like red crosses too, tool. 10 fails

F**k that, the player's drunk for fecks sake.

That's alright, I have a pretty thick head.

I can't stand cyclists, always gotta be sat down. In all seriousness I had them quite a lot, especially the pavement cyclists :mad:

Yep Warsash just up the road from me, shame he didn't visit

Just wait til Saturday heh, you can give me a clip round the ear like grandfather and grandson

No, we've now moved on to prophecies. Nah, it could be the old bald guy with the zimmer frame, alzheimers affects him and he nukes Russia.