Pamplemousse

We need to be more direct, just get it in their final third quickly and put them under pressure

This is horrific, we haven’t got going at all

That was a chance!!

Every time the bell goes into the box you wonder how the chuckle brothers will mess it up

Stephens is a complete liability

Haha, Mark Hughes "the Marriott in Swansea is one of the poorest hotels we have to stay at"

Swansea seem to be going 4-4-2

Three strikers on the bench, could be 5-0-5 at the end of the game if we need a late couple of goals!!

Hughes will get them bang up for this. If only we'd appointed him a month or two earlier.

Cheeky insurance bet just in case though? ;) Been on the golf course recently too?

Oh I agree with you, but undoubtedly it would speed up the process

Interesting...

Yeh there is another one, can't quite remember which year. I'm sure someone (MLG ) will find out for us

Peter Walton did a Brighton home game in the Championship where we won 3-0 and made some truly dreadful decisions, nearly all of them in our favour. That was at the height of a bit of bad blood between the two teams, was very, very funny though. Trevor Kettle is another one who is consistently awful, but tends to do lower leagues so we haven't had him for a while.

There are more positives - we can get rid of some of our overpaid "stars"

More conspiracy theories - Michael Oliver, the referee, his wife is a skate fan!!!!!

Cardiff's nicer than Swansea anyway

It's that sort of negative approach that has got us into this mess, copied straight out of the Pellegrino handbook, a draw is as good as a win...

Fans should make a point of drinking pre-match elsewhere and boycotting Swansea city centre

Well that will rile us up. I'm sure the players wouldn't need motivating but this sure will. They've just done our team talk for us. Hopefully the people of Cardiff will be more accommodating

Really really nervous for this one. PLEASE Saints go 2-0 or 3-0 up (maybe not 2-0 because I still remember the Middlesbrough game...) with 10 minutes left and let us relax for a bit. Lol this is Southampton, we never do things the easy way.

We would have enjoyed 'perfect' performances as we sunk to the bottom of the league. 5 points from our last three games, we would've got at most two under Pellegrino. How he got the job is anyone's guess, what a cock up.

The student bit of Portsmouth is quite nice actually, but it does help that it's populated by outsiders. As soon as you go towards the opposite side of Commercial Road, you see the real side of Portsmouth, and it is not pleasant.