Pamplemousse

Aspirin

Compassion

Burnley seems obvious, although he'd probably suit Bournemouth as they are less defensive than Burnley.

Election

Spurs already have Lloris and Vorm, why do they need another goalkeeper? Makes no sense to me.

He improved towards the end of the season but for a large part of the season he was truly dreadful. Certainly not good enough for the top 6, so if Arsenal come calling, sell him quickly, there are far better options out there. Someone who can at least cross and we're onto a winner.

Went for Saints Mike. Very, very funny on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/MichaelEisner9 Own up, who's behind this account?

I'll support England, but I'm much more passionate about Saints. What I find really weird are people in England (English people obviously) who support other countries. I know a couple of people who for some bizarre reason support Italy, I just don't get it at all. I've lived in foreign countries and wouldn't dream of supporting any other country than England!

Just done the fan survey. Made a few strong points about Ralph and Les, I'm sure I won't be the only one.

I had to block you on Twitter, please don't come on here and try and wind everyone up. We have enough trolls.

Liverpool bottle it in the big games.

Womb

When Pompey families have to make a choice between our academy and theirs, if they want what's best for their sons, they will choose ours all day long. We get the best of Hampshire, Pompey academy get what we don't want.

What would European regulations have to with anything for next season?

Lallana is such a West Ham signing. He'll never come back here, not whilst Les is here for sure. He'd probably demand the captaincy again. Wouldn't want him back anyway.

I wonder if we should launch a women's team in the USA? The women's game there is far stronger than over here.

Art

Exactly, what made them great was their dignity in losing. They won together, but they also lost together. What Liverpool's players did last night, leaving him to be consoled by the victors, was disgraceful. It should have been them doing the consoling. Classless club, classless players, classless fans.

No other club's fans play the role of victims as they do.

Worst thing on Twitter at the moment - Spurs fans going 'Bale is one of our own'

Oh that would be fantastically hilarious

Where did they put that hero to villain swingometer

I cannot believe Portsmouth's owner tweeted that :lol:

Yup, that should wind them up pretty easily. Just 90 minutes of that.