Pamplemousse

Swansea are a far worse side than us, we will beat them easily.

Let's be honest though, this isn't going to be our defence for Swansea. Only Yoshida will probably start, Pied maybe depending on Cedric's fitness

Unlucky Redmond

Apparently most of them were on the beers at the cricket the other day too!

It's all Puel's fault. That's what the trolls will say no doubt

Can we sign that number 11 please

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Some of clueless fans on twitter blaming Forster...

Don't think we can blame anyone for that

I like the Charlie Austin song, but I cringe every time I hear the 'he hates Pompey' line. So embarrassing

Sound, finally.

Augsburg look dodgy in defence!

JWP should've scored there, but scuffed the shot

Facebook stream on the Saints page is available to all Can anyone confirm if the My Way song was played or not?

Augsburg are showing it on their facebook page live, so I imagine that Saints will do the same.

As amusing as that last option will be, legally I assume he is entitled to full use of our training facilities.

Tell Corporate Ho/Banker we say hello. If you're looking for the best blueprint to follow, perhsps you should copy the approach of a team who managed consecutive promotions from League 1 to the Premier League...

Redmond If he's stupid enough to get a fine for speeding 30 miles over the speed limit, he's stupid enough to get a ban for diving.

£1M is going to be spent on FP this season, and £4M needs to be spent over the next few years And no more money for the playing budget when the takeover goes through. That'll upset them

Why did Mourinho go there then? They only won the Champions League a few years ago! They are a massive club.

I'm afraid it's a nicely ironed BBC one

7pm it starts, if any nutjob fancies giving the thread a running commentary of proceedings for those of us unable/not wanting to listen You can also tweet your questions to @solentsport although they'll probably filter out ones from Saints fans.

Tom already told us that he wasn't going to be at the club today, so this isn't exactly shocking. I still haven't seen anyone definitively say that he is "on strike". VVD is being left out by the club.

Yeboah winning at the moment. MLT in third

A majority of ALL under 45s voted for Labour.