Pamplemousse

Just asked some French friends of mine. None of them knew that Everton were supposedly a big fish in Europe.

Adam Blackmore says that he's been told that Everton can't sign our players

They're all over Twitter too. One of them is trying to tell me that it was Everton's ambition and absolutely not the money that convinced him to move.

Yawn. Everton's history is irrelevant

http://www.arc-trust.org Amphibian and Reptile Conservation A fitting choice for that snake.

West Ham fans are just as gobby as Everton ones but at least they have European football to shout about. For all Everton's so called history they are just another mid table team. They're the Liverpool version of West Brom.

Watford fans seemed to be happy with his departure from what I can gather.

Everton fans won't be back here when we finish above them in the league. Again.

Everton fans on Twitter seem very disappointed that they're not getting Dave Watson. On the other hand, they hate Sammy Lee. I think a rousing rendition of 'There's only one Sammy Lee' will wind them up at Goodison

Thank god for that. We will get someone better in, hopefully someone who will not royally **** up the Europa League campaign

I'm sure I've seen VVD and a £40M release clause mentioned. No idea if there is any truth to that though.

As Portsmouth's an island that would be a bit difficult. Education has never been been a big thing in Liverpool evidently.

Come on GuineaPig. You've got one more post left, better make this one count. You know you can do better. Even by your standards your attempts at trolling have been very disappointing tonight.

Paul Cook it is then

They're all unemployed and have nothing better to do with their time.

Perhaps Guan will be able to reveal further developments on our quest for a new manager when he is able to

PSG are also going to bring in the director of football Monchi, the one Everton wanted

:lol:

Ignore Bizzaro, he's an Everton troll

There was one guy who posted a tweet about Everton fans with a picture of the crushed fans at Hillsborough.

Interestingly, Unai Emery's agent is the super agent Jorge Mendes. Didn't Fonte change his agent to him last year?

Every season there is a supposed leak and then come the opening day BOOM it's completely different. Are we so impatient as a society that we need to have a leak? Let's just wait until the actual day.

Talking of ambition, looks like Koeman's first signing is going to be Scott Dann

Seeing as we're targeting the US market, let's go for the most recent winner of the MLS, Caleb Porter

Ronald Koeman is a w****r, is a w****r