This is what geeks are put into the world for.
I remember once I managed to get a fiver off a ginger geek at school once so he could hang around with us for a day. Obviously I kept the money and told him to eff off.
Talking of money and geeks and school, I even once asked out an ugly geekoid at lunchtime. She said yes, I asked for money, she gave money, I "dumped her" and laughed. lolage.