PhilippineSaint

I can do the Angolan league every other month if that is any help NB its not very good.

1 wife 2 daughters 3 female house assistants all rocking up with the curse at the same time, ask for a bacon sarnie and its like you have asked to eat the youngest born after ripping it from the womb. then they want to know why you dont speak or ask them to get you anything. and they are already training the next generation of grandkids to be the same way its hell on earth sometimes. When your going for the red wings the mess which has to be cleaned by one of the housemaids always causes another argument.

I once got a fine going to pay the fine after trying to renew the car licence in Dubai

Just got the gardener to remove a great big load of white dog sh!t from the lawn its still happening in the far east

more of a front bottom in my view

Quite agree Phil and with the daughter getting a job with Qatar airlines I can see some freebie flights and tickets arriving as well I will be there which ever season it happens in.

Our Price Pikey Bear is banned though

its 2-1 to saints now

Your 43 at least 365 times +1 if its a leap year TBH

Pretty sure he will say that the Spaniards were only a third rate third Div team who even the skates could beat or words to that effect and it is not a real test of the quality of the Saints team.

Pretty sure he will say that the Spaniards were only a third rate third Div team who even the skates could beat or words to that effect and it is not a real test of the quality of the Saints team.

I Thought our Price pikey was only droopy in the brothel when somebody else was paying?

International have denied Napoli have contacted them about him http://www.sportinglife.com/football/transfer-centre/article/168/8820808/no-napoli-move-for-damiao

They could have sold her on as a white slave and done the kidnapping bit as a cover though?

a jolly little caper that then

Tech rich me, not like that Price Pikey Bear I heard he Sh!ts in the woods because he wont pay 10p for the toilets in town.

George Best bought me a beer in The Ramada Hotel Dubai after he had played in the Celtic / English champs that year ? game for the the hoops some how managed to get showered and changed and back to the bar from the ground before half the fans got out the ground.

some of the witches i've been with have a handful if not more tit's thank you very much. Stop generalisation

thats not a heatwave its normal temperature you have all got to use to it being bloody cold. Anyway its always above that here

David Peach for me

We need 'Send in the Clowns' when the opposition team come out

is it Sh!t or bust before we are flogged to a bunch of Japs that Tokyo secretly bought to the table an investigation is required i feel

you cannot be putting my kids and grandkids out of a job its all they have got to support me.

Steak & Kidney pies Chicken & Mushroom pies Steak & Ale pies Ahh Pie's in general

Lets find out how much the repairs cost then purchase it from the repairers and offer it back to the skates if they pay off all the creditors that they have ripped of over the years. We could keep it in the storeroom with the Big flag that the fans bought.