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That was a park football goal - if you ain't going to get close to him then he will score

Told you!

Zlatan is often quite sh1t. I know he scores a lot but often doesn't look all that.

What if they ripped out the power to the life support machine keeping a member of your family alive and placed a Benali stick over the socket? It's only a matter of time before there is a death on our hands

Yeah we all feel like that after we pick up although that was so comfortable and bookies must've got battered gawd bless 'em

Or some of us are going up on Saturday, coming back Monday to make a weekend of it. Football without booze pah Afraid I am not that familiar enough to advise Shance on specific boozers hence no reply.

I wouldn't cash out if I was you[emoji3]

Lol - something tells me you're not that far off voting for him.

Has Poch had an epiphany? Surprisingly strong cup team today

If you have managed a FF team and ever relied on PhysioRoom you will know its guesswork at best. 26th isn't a Friday either

Far from seismic. Seismic is being caught on tape saying you grab women's pussies when he likes. He rode that out simple enough

How soft were MOTD lot on Barton's pathetic behaviour?Amounted to 'he won't be happy with that' b0llocks

When is Hilary going to jail btw?

Take it you probably haven't read round the Russian stuff? Just call everything fake and that'll do it. It is Trump who can't handle democracy.

Can you be sure they won't be showing the golf on SS3? Won't they all be empty as we're all at Wembley?

Koeman isn't that popular with the Barca hierarchy apparently. He hasn't ripped up trees and they remember Valencia. Maybe more keen on Klopp. Everton fans I know still aren't overly keen either.

The coefficient is dead. Fear of breakaway meant they changed so big leagues won't lose their places.

The media he hates were the same media that made such a thing of the email server and gave him huge coverage as always gave them a story. Yeah the enemy.

Happy days. 1-0 down

Yes - foreign coaches teach to dive and go down easily. Austin stays on his feet like a true football man and he'd have been fine. Moules.

Even without that Russians are cnts and would be happy if the team pulled out altogether. Their women had the nerve to p1ss all over old Tump's little hands and film it. TERRIBLE!!

Think I found it for you...

It's the French diet he is forcing on them. It's not good for their knees or ankles - well definitely in VVD's and Austin's case. We need to get a proper football man in, one who knows the English game. Sorry I digress

Or get some white masking tape and tape over the red stripes.

The heat will play havoc with his gel. On plus side he might be able to show his lovely tattoo now