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Peter White - South Coast Reporter for a couple of papers I believe: "Vitesse trying to push up price from Saints for Buttner because their bosses prefer deal with their QPR buddies #saintsfc"

Fabio is a left-back. HTH. Rafael plays right-back.

I wonder if he'll get put back in his place as he did by Palace and Everton representatives. 2 or 3 weeks ago he said Castaignos and Elia would've signed by the Wednesday of that week.

Wait till the forum masters see this: https://p.twimg.com/AwvCbkaCIAA4Kqt.jpg:large

The people buying it have been saying it looks far better in the flesh.

I hope there's one of Nicola Cortese in the home kit, arms folded, laughing with "FOR THE LOLZ" on it.

Jay Rodriguez

They're club employees. I think they're pretty much all there. Announcer, presenter, members of media team etc.

If you feel you need more evidence just check out the conversations I had with this account today.

Turns out @itk_agent is actually a SaintsWeb user then I reckon. It's "supersonic". They follow eachother, have the same writing style, regularly re-tweet eachothers views (which just so happen to be identical) and they also have alternating log-in and tweeting times. Give up pal.

I thought Carroll did well. Some great first touches and brought others into play. I was more frustrated with Rooney who kept wasting Big Andy's knock-downs.

And from a quick search of some Spanish sites and fans on Twitter - they seem to think Granada have an offer on the table for Michu, and Betis and Valencia are interested.

Just did a search this is all I see: http://pasionfutbol.es/i/87/06/07/13...que-estudiarlo Michu: "Si llega un buen negocio habrá que estudiarlo" Which roughly translates to: Michu: "If you get offered a good deal, it will be studied"

Yes: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/7722603/Michu-plans-Vallecano-talks

Midfielder. An attack-minded one it seems. Could work as we struggle to get goals from the middle of the park. One thing I did wonder is does this suit a diamond, for example: Defensive Mids: Schneiderlin, Hammond Central Mids: Cork, Chaplow, Michu Attacking Mids: Lallana, Michu, Guly Nigel did mention trying new formations in pre-season but I'm probably on the wrong wavelength here.

This report on him is very interesting - certainly says he is both a dustman and violinist. Strong, physical and willing to sacrifice himself for the defensive cause also. http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/why-manchester-united-target-michu-is-perfect-for-the-premier-league/

I thought it had been said before that Cortese has the big black Aston Martin? Boss at work shocker.

Also from what I have seen, Jarvis is a far better crosser of the ball.

Had a quick check, not seen it posted elsewhere. The DVD:

Whoops - he's done it again. This time he was put back in his place by Crystal Palace's owner - Steve Parish: http://distilleryimage9.instagram.com/1e63b83cb99711e1af7612313813f8e8_7.jpg

Bloody hell guys! If you wanted to do maths you could've just asked me for a past GCSE/A-Level maths paper. Good lord just wait and see.

Why are they taking pictures of eachother in the toilets? Odd blokes.

They're also digging out some old Premier League footage from 2005 and even earlier for when this little series ends. By the time that's done it will be pre-season videos, interviews and highlights time.

"Southampton will always have a place in my heart." When asked about showing Adkins "this is why you should've picked me, Bart said "No, this is football. Kelvin is a great keeper." No sour grapes then.