Lighthouse

Good subs IMO, albeit 15 minutes too late.

Better. Come on boys.

I get that a lot of people are still obsessed with Russell bloody Martin but love him or hate him, that was the least ‘Russball’ 45 minutes of football I’ve ever seen. Which game are you watching?

Azaz off for Jander IMO, we need someone deeper in midfield to grab the game by the balls.

What a ridiculous thing to get booked for. Pathetic from THB.

Has Manning played football before?

He’s had bugger all to work with on this showing. We’d be better off with Grant Holt, playing like this.

Are both their keepers extras on baywatch?

Stopping play for three minutes is probably Fellows’ best contribution so far, they’re all over us.

We’re playing like we’re 1-0 up in the 94th minute. No composure, just booting it up the pitch.

Why are we just smashing everything in 50 yards up the pitch?

We'll sh*t 'em!

I'm just sat here drinking alone, on the sofa in my boxers. Is there a game on today?

I'd like this to be farewell to Wood and Howell but it probably isn't. I know it's already been said but the messed up dates and availability of players really is a bit of a farce. in 2022 and 2023 we had Nelly and McDermott across both seasons. In the last two seasons it seems like we've had a different ringer in every game.

Always felt about 20 short on that pitch, oh well.

I don't think West Ham are, or will be, one of the worst three in the league. There're enough poor teams down there to bail them out this year.

Hampshire are currently batting in the Vitality Blast final, if anyone had forgotten.

Well, Chris Lynn sending Pope for a hotdog has certainly helped. How the umpire gave him out off that sixth ball I've no idea. Will need a few other players to turn up in the final.

I never had you down as part of the tweed mafia.

Replacing Wilder with Selles is up there with replacing Ralph with Jones in WTF managerial appointments. Every time someone says, "the manager has got to go FFS! It can't possibly get any worse than this!" I think of decisions like this.

F**k me, what was Rabada smoking before that innings. The only other teams to concede 300 in a T20i are Gambia and Mongolia.

Maybe he means like mad Nate, God is telling him what tactics to play.

Aahhhh because Northampton and Norwich reserves. Damn, you've got me there, no comeback to that argument.

You’ve clearly never been to Minneapolis.

Bazunu will not be dropped, primarily because he’s a far better keeper than McCarthy (Still being the fifth consecutive manager to believe this) and has done nothing wrong this season. Our coaches and managers are not playing ‘the Bazunu game’ like a lot of people on the internet seem to.