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As if by magic, a complete non-statement which offers absolutely no insight or opinion at all into anything.

Then don’t click on the threads about women’s darts.

Okay, I’ve moved a whole bunch of stuff to the lounge, so if you like talking about teenage boys in Texas or whatever… Please can we keep this thread to discussing actual games of women’s football. If, like me, that doesn’t particularly interest you then I suggest you simply don’t click on this thread. It’s not compulsory, you wouldn’t register on the darts forum to post 12 times a day about how darts is crap and you don’t watch it. Thank you.

No, that’s what they WANT to vote for but whether you like it or not, you’re voting to elect an MP. You aren’t choosing a cabinet or appointing any ministerial position, including the PM.

On the contrary, I think getting yourself sent off after 10 minutes make you more guilty than anyone else.

We’re basically the Watford of democracy.

You vote to elect an MP and your MP is now voting to elect a leader. Seems fair to me, regardless of party allegiances.

I feel this lacks some of the drama required. It needs more X Factor slow-motion montages, with Cheryl crying and a pointless cover of some Westlife ballad.

He may have been last season but he’s only going to get worse from here onwards.

He’s 34, no thanks.

Didn’t we nearly make Matt Piper our record signing but were pipped by Sunderland? He was then immediately crippled and never seen again. That might be real or a memory from one of my Championship Manager games c.2002. As an aside, nothing we attempt will ever trump Rivaldo to Bolton.

I was at the F1 last year and the would be entertainer/DJ on the PA between races was desperately trying to get that going on several occasions. A few people here and there murmured along with it but there was a general feeling of, “really? Again?”

Come on, we’ve all done that.

You could combine it with, “moving forward,” for the ultimate business bullsh*t buzzword. ”Moving forward, it’ll be what it is.”

I had to Google Gandhinagar and as far as I can tell this is this equivalent of a PL match between Liverpool and Hedge End.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-62123966 Another crushing blow to Putin's economy.

I sympathise with anyone who’s struggling financially but stuff like this really should only be a last resort if you’re desperate. I certainly wouldn’t be holding it up as something to aspire towards.

TBH I'm just amazed there are people out there paying for porn.

When we came up we signed Gaston, J Rod, Davis, Clyne, Yoshida, Boruc, Gazza and Mayuka

Gaaah! Wish I hadn't seen that so close to bed time.

We just sold 30 year old Injury prone Ings with only a one year contract remaining for £30m. I’d be amazed if we sold KWP for anything less than £40m. He’s got three years left, if anyone wants him they’ll need to pay out.

Holy f**k that’s an absolute spanking of the Norths top side.

Come on ‘Ampshire, this is fantastic bowling! Also, wtf was that off the free hit when we were batting, celebrating a catch whilst we added a couple of runs.

Yes, that’s correct. I’m not sure why that’s confusing or amusing.