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On the contrary, I think getting yourself sent off after 10 minutes make you more guilty than anyone else.

We’re basically the Watford of democracy.

You vote to elect an MP and your MP is now voting to elect a leader. Seems fair to me, regardless of party allegiances.

I feel this lacks some of the drama required. It needs more X Factor slow-motion montages, with Cheryl crying and a pointless cover of some Westlife ballad.

He may have been last season but he’s only going to get worse from here onwards.

He’s 34, no thanks.

Didn’t we nearly make Matt Piper our record signing but were pipped by Sunderland? He was then immediately crippled and never seen again. That might be real or a memory from one of my Championship Manager games c.2002. As an aside, nothing we attempt will ever trump Rivaldo to Bolton.

I was at the F1 last year and the would be entertainer/DJ on the PA between races was desperately trying to get that going on several occasions. A few people here and there murmured along with it but there was a general feeling of, “really? Again?”

Come on, we’ve all done that.

You could combine it with, “moving forward,” for the ultimate business bullsh*t buzzword. ”Moving forward, it’ll be what it is.”

I had to Google Gandhinagar and as far as I can tell this is this equivalent of a PL match between Liverpool and Hedge End.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-62123966 Another crushing blow to Putin's economy.

I sympathise with anyone who’s struggling financially but stuff like this really should only be a last resort if you’re desperate. I certainly wouldn’t be holding it up as something to aspire towards.

TBH I'm just amazed there are people out there paying for porn.

When we came up we signed Gaston, J Rod, Davis, Clyne, Yoshida, Boruc, Gazza and Mayuka

Gaaah! Wish I hadn't seen that so close to bed time.

We just sold 30 year old Injury prone Ings with only a one year contract remaining for £30m. I’d be amazed if we sold KWP for anything less than £40m. He’s got three years left, if anyone wants him they’ll need to pay out.

Holy f**k that’s an absolute spanking of the Norths top side.

Come on ‘Ampshire, this is fantastic bowling! Also, wtf was that off the free hit when we were batting, celebrating a catch whilst we added a couple of runs.

Yes, that’s correct. I’m not sure why that’s confusing or amusing.

I’m afraid I just don’t agree with that. Moi benefits hugely from the positional paradox. If a keeper makes six errors which lead to goals in a whole season, he gets labled a liability. If a creative or attacking player like Moi has six whole games where he’s anonymous, they are largely forgotten about because they were by definition forgettable performances.

I can’t envisage any scenario whereby you’d want to bring Moi on though. Certainly not if you’re chasing a game and need to change things and not if you want warriors to stand up and be counted to see out a game.

He’d be better in a different league, he’s the Norwegian Juanmi. The pace of the EPL just passes him by, even in spite of the occasional tidy finish or assist.

It's not even like they had a couple of tail-enders at the crease who'd just been put in. Quite the bottle job at the end, if nothing else you'd hope Hawks had much more experience of dealing with pressure from a few of the group games and needing to win nearly every game after the terrible start.