Lighthouse

Complete none story. There’s nothing wrong with that anecdote at all.

If we’re giving a one year deal to Willy or similar as third choice emergency keeper, it makes perfect sense. We’d never have more then three players actually training and playing here. I don’t know much about French football but their Ligue 2 is our Championship and Le Harve finished 8th.

Where have you got that from?

So essentially it looks like we’re getting in an upgrade on Harry Lewis, who market forces dictate was a bottom half of League 2 standard player. I see nothing to be upset about here.

Every summer it’s always the same. 1) Sack the board, it’s the first week of June and the Twitter rumours aren’t ambitious enough. 2) I wish we were Villa/Everton/Norwich/Leeds/Palace/Brighton

Stuff like that is usually written by some sap who is himself trying to get female attention but does it in a way which shows how incredibly in touch and aware of women’s issues he is. Ironically the small handful of people I know who seem to care about this are all women and fervently in Camp Depp.

I'd be tempted to give Yarmolenko a year or two on a free transfer, if he'd take a reasonable wage. This is his 40th appearance of the season, so his fitness seems to be passable at least, and he's undoubtedly a class above any of our current number tens. Wand of a left foot.

I said as much last summer when he was still at Gent, had a cracking Euros for them. Sadly that ship has now sailed with him being at Benfica.

I normally sit on the other hand for ten minutes.

I agree but only on the assumption that his home is Cardiff.

Sheaf, you're far too smart to have fallen for that quite obvious wind up. MLG I would expect it from, he likes to correct people even when he knows they're being deliberately inaccurate. The actual literal Hebrew translation is actually to 'LAY with', which is a key but subtle difference. It is a reference to laying patio slabs and was considered by the Israelites as needing a woman's input, so as best to position a raised planter for hardy perennials.

The concept of heaven is worse than North Korea. I can’t imagine eternal consciousness as being anything other than an agonising insanity.

Only a couple of years older than this kid.

I never thought I’d be saying this to you Turks but I can achieve an erection in less than 20 minutes.

Brentford would have gone down without Eriksen, Leeds just barely scraped survival. I can see why they’d be more likely favourites.

Good grief. Firstly, I made it about 20 seconds through that poem before I had to mute it. Secondly, is our ‘culture’ really just two minutes of generic diversity cliches being ticked off?

We should get the CIA to go and train them on guerrilla warfare and sell them some arms. I can’t see it backfiring in any way in the future.

I went to see Hawks at the Ageas instead. They were very… Saintsy.

Just got back, Fuller aside that was a pretty forgettable batting performance. Thought we weren’t going to make three figures at one point. Also the end of May should be warmer than this but at least it wasn’t rained off.

Only comes in men’s sizes. The chicks can stick to their netball dresses.

Dr Alan Grant completes Chelsea takeover.

I fully agree, ridiculous things. I first started hating them in sixth form, when they were compulsory for only the boys and we’d get told off for undoing our top button when it was 29 degrees with no air con.

I assume it’s possible for a legit ticket to have been reprinted/copied/screenshotted and sent around or resold to multiple people. Obviously the barcode readers won’t let you in if your ticket has already been scanned in, which will just lead to angry arguments with the stewards.

Third one looks like it leaked from the guttering on the conservatory.

Green is my favourite colour but that looks like the stuff my scarifier brings out the lawn. Hopefully it’s nothing like what we’ve actually gone for.