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He has a world class creative player and a reliable enough, double figures goal getter. We have nothing remotely close to either, so yes, I am saying that. Unless you believe our top class defenders and ‘keeper should supersede those players, relative to Brentford?

Liverpool are going to score 9! (Yes, it's a mathematics joke)

Forget cricket scores, this could be the prize money in Squid Game.

So Bednarek, Armstrong, Moi, Walcott, Long and Djenepo are better players because they've been in this league longer and we pay them more?

9, which is exactly 9 games more than he's played for us and enough for Brentford to score 19 points.

The man who was level on points with us this morning, with a squad containing Eriksen and Toney?

Spare a thought for Northampton town fans who will get promoted as long as Bristol rovers don’t win 7-0 or more… oh. 🤣🤣

I still think, over the course of a season, he’s got as much as I’d reasonably expect out of our sorry collection of bargain basement players. As dreadful as the last three months have been, when you’re going to Burnley wishing you had NINE of their starting XI, that’s not good.

You can say that about half of our squad TBF.

Whenever they say that it reminds me of an early 2000s game of FIFA, where they have a couple of dozen default catchphrases which they repeat in every game.

Yep. The same as any of our strikers really, what have any of them done in the last three months to deserve being picked?

That's about as good a team as we can realistically put out I guess.

It did. Putin just doesn’t like that the Ukrainians are using the freedoms set out in those agreements in order to not be his friend any more.

So are rabies and paper cuts, I wouldn’t want them next year either.

FFS! I can’t believe we sold Lallana and replaced him with a couple of cheap nobodies from the continent. £10 says a year from now we’ll be loaning out Tadic and Mané to League 1! 😠

I'm still glad he didn't come here. For a player on his wages, he really was nothing special for Palace and their defence was porous to say the least. On the wrong end of four goals a few times and a 7-0 to top it off. I wouldn't want Jones either. I'm not sure how you can say a player is "over his issues," when he's played 13 times in two years.

Well if Beverley Turner, Right Said Fred AND Dr Robert Malone are all tweeting about it, it must be true. You have to say, Pfizer have really dropped the ball there; publishing their entire conspiracy in a public document for the world to read. It’s like those actors in the Macbeth episode of Blackadder.

Sounds like a scientifically sound, definitive, peer reviewed laboratory study to me.

If ever three words summed up how crap our squad is and how low our expectations have fallen…

It's probably for the best. You can absolutely guarantee City would have bottled the final against Liverpool.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-61321799

The Palace team just showed how desperately lacking in quality we are over all. The fact that Ralph was getting blasted by many for NOT picking a striker who has two goals this season, most recently in November, speaks volumes about where we really are.

It's most likely both. It'd make sense for the rugged and simplistic industry of the USSR to produce a tyre which is simultaneously used on military and agricultural vehicles and was also sold for export as such.

They're Scouse not English (apparently).