Lighthouse

He’s an enigma. I can see why Chelsea paid £22m for him AND I can see how a player as crap as Aribo could keep him out the side.

His time here was massively flattered by a JWP free kick against Chelsea and some atrocious finishing from Leicester. Without that his results would have been right down there with the worst of everything we’ve seen in the PL recently.

We’re already playing three CBs and still leaking goals because of Suga’s howlers. How many more defenders do you want? Face it, you’ve basically been given everything you asked for with TP. He’s starting games, consistently, up front in his favoured position, with other strikers ‘running off him’, we’ve got rid of the tippy-tippy possession manager, replaced him with someone who gets forward early and goes direct, we’ve got Suga there to stick in crosses. You got what you wished for and it’s garbage. He’ll keep getting starts and by the law of averages maybe he will get two or three goals at some point, if he starts every game for the rest of the season. Honestly though, who gives a flying f**k, we can stick Archer or Armstrong up front every game and get the same pitiful results.

It hasn’t ‘lead us’ anywhere. Martin got the results he did with this useless squad of players. Three games into Juric’s tenure, people are already having grumblings and perhaps the worst part is he’s had probably the best three, winnable fixtures a new manager could have prayed for. One day, after two completely different managers with different footballing strategies have had a go, people are going to have to accept that neither of them were the real problem. Remember, Juric came in with a reputation of setting his teams up hard to beat, at a club in a similar quality league to ours. We’ve just shipped five goals at home to the worst away team in the league. Sugawara did any interview saying how great it is that we’re now getting the ball and looking to get it forward asap. We’ve score one goal against West Ham, Palace and Brentford. When will the penny finally drop? We’ve got sh*t players. Not ‘mediocre’, not ‘average’, at this level the vast majority of them are absolute dogsh*t.

And how is Jennifer Lawrence's muff looking these days?

The whole 'never been given chance' thing is starting to wear a bit thin now. I think we can see why no other club in any top league has taken a punt on him before. Banging in a few in the Belgian Lager League doesn't really translate into EPL success.

Hope you're not all Jonesing too badly after all that. (I had no part in fixing anything BTW).

There is no 'man for this job'. We had the fourth best team in the Championship, we came up and bought more Championship players. Not even particularly special ones. This sh*tstorm isn't Juric's fault and it wasn't Martin's either. Neither is blameless but neither is the reason we will go down in history as the joint worst PL team ever.

If you've got Eurosport, a lot of the downhill and biathlon skiing is genuinely pretty exciting.

He's sh*te. One calamity after another. What the f**k he thought he was doing for Brentford's fifth I can't fathom.

What more is there to say. Abysmal. The worst away team in the league (tied with us obviously) came here and could have won 8-0 with better finishing. In theory that was probably our best chance of a win for the rest of the season.

You’ll go blind.

I wouldn't, whilst he might be a slight improvement on our current, dreadful striking options (he's probably on par with Archer as the best one IMO) he's still a long way short of what I'd want from a PL striker. Our squad is absolutely jammed with players who I'd flatter by calling mediocre, we don't need another.

I can’t see any reason to think there’re any players in L1 which will get us promoted next season and do a decent job keeping us up the year after. Players like Lambert who can make that leap in a short space of time any very rare. Archer, AA and BBD is a pretty good Championship strike force, we need to keep it and spend elsewhere. IF we get promoted in 18 months time, then will be the time to recruit some better strikers.

He only came here in the first place because he was third or fourth choice at Spurs and TBH he’s not that good that he’d go back and hold down a place at a club that size. Someone like West Ham, Fulham or Brentford really is about his level for regular football. I think our perception of quality has been skewed somewhat by how awful we are this season but even the two or three of our best players would only get a game for a midtable side. There’s not one CL quality player in the squad.

I have messaged Steve about it, so he'll get on it when he get's chance. I don't have anything to do with actually operating the website.

The BBC should basically be split in two. One an independant news service encompassing a single TV channel, radio service and website which is paid for by the tax payer. As well as news and weather I'd probably include programmes like HIGNFY, QT and a couple of other discussion/satire shows. The rest - MotD, Wimbledon, Antiques Roadshow, Eastenders and whatever else - should be separate and forced to stand on it's own two feet through streaming subscriptions and advertising, same as any other channel.

Aye, but in his brain he'll always be 17.

You jest but given how dreadful we’ve been this year we’re going to absolutely thump Arsenal when they come to town.

It’s where I go when I want to feel like prime George Clooney.

In his last two Championship seasons he’s scored 22 and 14, which I’ll take as an option with Archer and Armstrong next year. I’d certainly rather keep him than Stewart, who would have people standing around him with a big green tarpaulin if he was a horse.

Would suit all parties as a loan but I think he’ll be useful for us next year.

You’d think they’d learn their lesson from buying our defenders

Each to their own. If we're looking for leaders and characters in the squad to get promoted, I'll take Hammond, Chaplow and Hooiveld any day over a 37 year old with no legs.

We're the joint worst team in PL history. There is absolutely nothing about this squad which is in any way 'vital'. Every other club in the country seems to be performing better than Saints, relatively speaking, without whatever Adam Lallana brings to the dressing room. Being an experienced pro and a 'good lad in the dressing room' isn't some sort of super power. There are plenty of players out there who can bring a moderate amount of leadership AND contribute to the team on the field.