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Fair play to him for closing down but that defending was terrible and you will seldom get a chance like that in this League.

Hoedt will score 2 o.g. Celta will be 2-0 down with 65 minutes on the clock and their first sub will be to take off Boufal, who will storm off down the tunnel.

Pretty much all of that stuff in bold is exactly why they deserved to lose that game. How many times have we said exactly the same about Saints; played well, tidy in possession, very good up until the final third, then fall asleep and let one in through a sloppy set piece.

There’s a photo somewhere of a Millwall player (not Kane, some meaty looking skinhead I think) doing a Maradona, before it got to Jos. Can’t remember but it was an absolute stone waller when you see it. I was at the game too and didn’t see it either.

If it's the video I've seen on twitter, he was out having a fight anyway. Turns out one of the Millwall fans he was having a fight with wasn't very nice. Who'd have thought.

Wasn't there some South African athlete a few years ago who already kicked up a stink? Something about her muscle mass and testosterone levels.

Maybe he will be like Safri who, to this day, Saints have never confirmed has left the club.

More wonderful insight!

Yes, I was basing my assumption on your last sentence.

The point is that the passenger isn’t paying for the flight. The pilot could be getting paid but it wouldn’t necessarily make it a commercial flight.

Rasiak was a natural finisher but hopeless in this league. Austin is not a Premier League player by some distance and I’ll be delighted if we can shift him.

Oh you flirty little tease.

If I was going to pick and chose a squad that's about our level since we got promoted: McC, Gunn, Kelvin Clyne, Valery Lovren, Vest, Yoshida, Bednarek Bertrand, Targett Hojbjerg, Schneiderlin, Romeu, Lemina Redmond, Lallana, Tadic, Armstrong Lambert, Ings, J Rod I'd say that's 22 decent players who could all do a reasonable job if called up. Enough players to cover every position but not too many that people aren't getting game time. I'm leaving out the Mané and Virgil types who are obviously a class above and belong at a bigger club.

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All of that is assuming it was a commercial flight. From what I remember the EASA definition is some bo**ocks about 'in exchange for remuneration or other valuable commodity.' In other words if Sala wasn't paying for this flight and it was just a 'favour' from a friend of a friend of an agent, or whatever, then it wouldn't count. You could legally fly at night, single pilot, single engine. The pilot would only need a PPL with a night rating and to have filed a flight plan. No idea if the FAA have a different take on it.

I'm not sure what either of you were expecting when you clicked on a thread titled, "Cardiff/Sala - Missing Plane". Like the Leicester helicopter, it's relevant enough that many Saints fans would want to discuss it, without sending it to the wasteland that is the lounge.

Depends which Ralph you're on about. If it's Rabbit then I do indeed trust him more than anyone on here but who's to say it's his choice? He may well have been brought in under the proviso, "look we need to offload players in order to buy in summer." If we do go down I sure as heck wont be laughing in May.

I never said they were great, I just said what they are. Ings is the only striker I'd rate above Gabbi and our only RB options are raw to say the least. We need another attacking player at least.

I'm all for selling the 'dead wood' in the squad but so far we've got rid of our second best striker, an experienced midfielder and are looking to offload our only experienced RB. I think we're making a massive gamble on Ralph being the messiah and keeping us up with whatever.

If we aren’t bringing someone else in, then this is just bizarre; less than a million and it clearly weakens the squad.

Gazzaniga just got ‘megged against Chelsea.

I'm sure there are some good Dawson-esq mother in law jokes there somewhere. It's a valid point, I think you can add golf to that list too. A decent swing has nothing to do with brute strength and there's no physical reason a woman can't play as well as a man. Interestingly, motorsport has gone the other way and introduced a racing series just for women. They're promoting it as giving women an opportunity to make it into F1 but in reality it's just a bunch of drivers who have already failed in various other series, the winner of which will still be sub-standard.

They were never ever going to be there, although I can understand the Cardiff fans clinging to any hope they can. It would have been some bizarre combination of the Castaway and Road Wars, surviving on a desert island, then hiding from the helicopter in a wheelie bin.