Lighthouse

Can’t wait for this! Just booked flights over from Darwin and a hotel in London for me and little Timmy, the poor orphan whose dying wish is to see Saints play at Wembley. Everything is non-refundable and it wasn’t cheap, so I had to sell one of my livers, but it’ll all be worth it to see the smile on Timmy’s face. Right, that should guilt the EFL into not kicking us out of the final.

My smart watch says 'seek immediate medical attention!'

He did but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul. There was just a tangle as they both went up for it.

I’d say the ref’s actually got that one right.

Sounds good, I’ll have mine on rye bread, hold the mayo.

He’s got three penalty decisions completely wrong.

Two thoughts which aren’t mutually exclusive. Leo went down easily but that was clearly a penalty.

On a hattrick now for penalties he should have given away. Let’s hope the third one isn’t given.

We’ve seen from incidents like BBD at Newcastle and Haaland vs Gabriel; you have to go down like you’ve been shot or else you don’t get him sent off. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

I’ve never understood when commentators justify that kind of thing by saying that if you give it there’ll be 20 penalties every game no there won’t because the players would bloody well stop. People complain about officials being anal with the rules but this is what happens when you’re not.

Garlic bread!

Lucky that wasn’t a penalty. It gets given anywhere else on the pitch.

Spurs won’t go down. I reckon both sides will lose their next game, then Spurs will get a point at home to Everton on the last day, which will render West Ham’s game against Leeds irrelevant.

If you’d asked me a month ago who I’d most like to play in a playoff final, out of Ipswich, Millwall or Hull, I’d have bitten your arm off for the latter. We’ve just got to get there now.

Millwall look gassed. This tie is done.

In other news, Somerset must have been pretty chuffed to bowl out Glamorgan for a first innings lead of 125 runs. They finished the day 32-6, with ducks for five of their batsmen and a hat trick for Norton in the fifth over.

Thank f**k we’ve got Fuller, Lehmann and Daws back. Looked like a village team without them. For an overseas player, I can’t really say Yusuf has added much we wouldn’t have got from Wheal or Jack.

Not sure how that ended goalless. We were always going to have to defend a bit in that first half but Christ alive, we did more soaking up than Bonnie Blue. Still, we’d all have taken the draw before KO.

Actually, nicking things IS generally considered to be criminal. HTH.

He has committed a few Minor offences.

It’d remind me more of that game when Celtic beat Barcelona 2-1, with something like 2 shots vs their 26.

I think the first half was the worst we’ve looked all season. If Boro could shoot it’d have been every bit as bad as the second half up there a few months ago.

It’s one of Baldrick’s cunning plans. "We wait until our heads have actually been cut off…" "and then we spring into action?" "yep!"

Just a turkey shoot here.

This might need a pre-HT sub.