Lighthouse

Fox is at Fratton Park. He meant to be at the game, he's just a long way out of position.

I'd have to agree that Everton's current problems stem from more than just RM. Look at the team which played their most recent game against Norwich: Howard - Off Pennington - Unproven Jagielka - Turns 34 over the summer Stones - Might be off Baines - 31 Barry - 35 Dowell - Unproven Davies - Unproven Lukaku - Might be off There is obvious quality in the squad with Stones, Rom and Barkley. Mirallas and Delefo... Duffel... Deuleo... Spanish matey have their moments but that squad is well behind where I consider Saints to be at the moment. There are a fair few aging players who need replacing to add to the ones mentioned above; Hibbert, Kone, Pienaar, Osman.

Agree, racing incident re: the two Mercedes'. As good as Verstappen is, he was rather fortuitous in that Vettel and Ricciardo both had the wrong strategy calls from their respective teams. Also, Barcelona being so hard to pass on made it almost impossible for Kimi to get past. On a normal weekend, with better overtaking, Max would probably have been sixth in that race. Still a highly impressive drive though, he has a massive future. Hoping to go to Spa again this year, I can bet the place will be flooded with the Dutch.

Good grief, you're aiming low. Hoolahan turns 34 this week, Redmond doesn't even start for Norwich half the time. Carles Gil...

It's not like he's keeping Totti, Vieri, Del Piero, Baggio, Inzaghi and Montella out of the team though. To me this is more akin to picking Lambert as an example of how far England had fallen a couple of years ago.

At the risk of making things needlessly complicated, isn't it 8 and 9 group, 4 qualy and 5 nothing in that scenario? Obviously not relevant to this season but hypothetically speaking.

Who could forget... Followed 2 hours later by... Truth be told though, I would have quiet liked them to come up. Same as Bompey, a nice bit of pseudo-rivalry in the absence of our fishy friends.

Your starting XI? This would be mine http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36163625?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport#england-xi-08a120532e9c55bbf072211fd87e7217

Does anyone know if the river is integral to the operation of the cement works? A waterside location near the city centre is usually prime territory for property developers. I'd have thought relocating the cement works to the outskirts of town, near to the motorway would have made sense. This is based on nothing more than A-level geography.

Why would he want to move to one of these smaller clubs who are beneath us? I'm banking on Bertie to start chatting up Lallana, Clyne and Rashford.

Goalkeepers: Hart, Forster, Heaton Defenders: Bertrand, Cahill, Clyne, Rose, Smalling, Stones, Walker Midfielders: Alli, Barkley, Delph, Dier, Drinkwater, Henderson, Lallana, Milner, Sterling, Townsend, Wilshere Forwards: Kane, Rashford, Rooney, Sturridge, Vardy From that lot I'd cut Wilshere, Delph and Rooney. Obviously it wont be Rooney, probably Rashford.

Always fun to look back at what we were saying in August. I didn't post anything on this thread but at the time I think I was predicting 8-10th, behind West Ham, Stoke and the usual suspects at the top.

Why would him being a free agent make it harder for us to match his wages? It means there's no transfer fee involved and no current wages we'd have to match. Not saying it's likely to happen but players being free agents is normally quite helpful.

Possible departures - Juanmi, Pelle, Yoshi, Gardos, Cedric, Kelvin, Mane, Wanyama I doubt it will be all of them but depending on who comes in I could see any of them leaving.

Martina top 3 but Alli takes it.

I'm indifferent as to whether he stays TBH. He's a quality player and has produced some fantastic goals. On the other hand he is one dimensional and a player I do think we can improve upon. I think if we get an £8-10m offer from Italy, he could leave with our blessing and we can invest that pretty nicely in a replacement.

Voted but can't really see behind Alli first, Vardy second. More for the popularity factor than the quality.

Finally! How many games have been completely ruined by a red card AND penalty for one incident.

Mildly interesting stat... Won Arsenal 4-0 Swansea 4-1 West Brom 3-0 Newcastle 5-3 Villa 5-3 Norwich 3-1 Watford 2-0 Chelsea 4-3 Liverpool 4-3 Palace 4-2 Sunderland 2-1 Drew Man City 5-5 (lose away goals) Man Utd 3-3 (lose a.g) West Ham 2-2 (win a.g.) Stoke 2-1 (win a.g.) Bournemouth 2-2 (draw. goes to penalties) Lost Everton 4-1 Spurs 3-2 Leicester 3-2

1) Arsenal 4-0. At a time when we were dreadful and an Arsenal win would have put them top, who saw a performance like that coming. 2) VVD. Lots of very good players but only one consistently excellent, even when we weren't so good, first half of the season. 3) Tadic. People criticising and saying we should sell for most of the season but when played well, he is an assist machine. 4) Can I say Spurs and Pompey today? It's not Saints but 5) I went to Stoke at home. That was sh*te. 6) Cuco. Easy 7) Forster at the Emirates 8 ) Nothing springs to mind, we're a bit dull. 9) Think I said 8-10th at the start of the season 10) Austin's winner at Old Trafford.

Wow that's quite a poor stat, I'd never thought of it like that. Obviously in terms of time he is a couple of months behind Adkins, Strachan and Whiskey George, when does he become our longest serving manager of say, the century?

Couldn't have gone any more perfect really could it. Obviously a Bompey win but apart from that. Spurs... can't believe how hilariously they've bottled it. I bet if you told them before their draw with WBA that they'd end up below Arsenal, they'd have laughed at you.

These are just old Chuck Norris jokes.

Okay, let's not go getting all excited. Not with your blood pressure.

Also after a single adult ticket if there's one going spare.