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Have you ever considered being head of recruitment at Liverpool?

I've got two pints of diesel in my garage. If you want you can come round and we can drink that together.

Yeah but if you're going to lose a game, that's the way to do it. I'd much rather have the lions share of the possession and chances, then cock it up when it comes to shooting. It means we aren't far off putting in a decent performance. Imagine playing like Man U did on Monday but without RVP. A misshapen defence a midfield giving the ball away hopelessly and the whole team being generally unable to string three passes together. That would be much more alarming.

Not quite, although it has probably been in the microwave a bit too long. A bit dry and chewy.

I'd personally go with: Forster Clyne - Fonte - Gardos - Targett Morgan Victor JWP Davis Tadic Long

Sadly it's still a small part of football. Get 20 or 30 000 people together and you will always get a few meat heads trying to prove their superiority by braining each other. Hopefully your son doesn't get put off going to games because of this.

Jozy Altidore is still playing for Sunderland. As long as this is the case, we have nowhere near the weakest options in the League.

I know Norwegian and Emirates have it. I think American have it on some long haul routes but I'm not sure who else. I'm assuming you're on the Norwegian flight out of Gatwick.

Christ almighty...

What's with this tidal wave of hindsight against Tadic's penalty? He scored one against Arsenal, he probably takes them quite well in training and yet you are all saying he should have give it to someone like Pelle or Toby who you have never seen take a penalty. No doubt if Toby had taken it and skyed it into row Z it would be all, "why didn't Tadic take it FFS! He scored the last one!"

All teams go through patches of poor form. Obviously this was a disappointing performance but we are still 5th and will still be there until next week at least. A definite need for some more fire power in January I think.

Man City are the only team who have outplayed us comprehensively. Things aren't going well at the moment but form is temporary. We are still 5th unless Arsenal score a shed load. Europe is on the cards, so is a cup final and we've got a chance to go shopping coming up in a couple of weeks.

Oh fiddlesticks.

Why not Tadic?

Last missed pen? Sharp against Blackpool in the only one I can remember in over 5 years.

I thought you told us they were over after we lost to Man City.

Wet Sam losing.

David Prutton is a Sky pundit now?

Pleased for Jake. If he is genuinely good enough to be in contention then I look forward to seeing more of him.

Don't like the Wombles one. All they've done is stick the word 'wombling' into an otherwise dull X-mas waffle.

I'm fairly sure that kind of thing is illegal anyway.

I went to all of them, forgot they were Friday nighters. How that Saaaafend game didn't get called off I don't know, we had to swim the last part of the journey. The Royals fan I was working with after that game didn't shut the f**k up for about a month.