Lighthouse

I know they're at Stamford Bridge and this is probably akin to our trip to the Emirates but Norwich really do look bad on MOTD. Terrible possitioning, defenders losing their man and ball watching. Hopefully the wheels are coming off West Ham too.

I'd pay to watch a fight to the death between Russell Brand and Ed Milliband. The latter isn't anything political I just think he is a massive kn*b.

Maybe it will be part of Saints Village, built on the current cement works between the 30 storey Wetherspoons and the petting zoo.

I never quite understand why they never build these things on an actual hill rather than building a structure 500ft up in the air.

I'd love you to be right, honnestly. It would be great if everyone in Britain was mature and confident enough to walk around naked without any hint of sexual harassment or awkwardness. Sadly that's just not going to happen. Your theory hinges on every teenage boy in the country being completely in control of his hormones, that's just not the case. We already have people saying stuff along the lines of, "she's clearly up for it, wearing such a short skirt/low cut top etc." If women were walking around naked I'm sure a lot of men would take this as some kind of invitation.

So you're saying punishments shouldn't be applied if they cost a lot for the tax payer?

For as long as he keeps doing it he should keep facing the consequences. It's his own choice, all he has to do is put some clothes on. If he would rather go to prison than wear clothes that's his choice.

What you're basically doing there is saying one person should be exempt from the law because he personally isn't doing any harm. Laws apply to everyone or noone. You can't let everyone walk around naked, so you shouldn't allow 1 person to walk around naked.

It will though. If everyone walked around naked the borderlines between nudity and sexual harassment would be squashed and blurred together completely. A 16 kid sat on a bus naked. A 23 year old woman with huge knockers gets on and sits next to him, what do you think's going to happen? He get's wood, she's stood there screaming, "Pervert!!" It would happen all the time. Then there's the people who actually are sex pest, they could just walk onto a crowded tube train touching whatever they want and claiming it's accident and they're just squashed together in the crowd. If everyone was allowed to walk around naked in public it would be pretty much be impossible to police.

If he wants to walk around his own property with his wedding veg swining around that's not a problem but in public that's another matter. A lot of people would consider it indecent, especially parents with younger children. In the same way that you probably wouldn't let your 5 year old kid read Nuts and Zoo magazine, many children would probably find this confusing and disturbing. TBH I think I would question this blokes mental health to some extent. I'm all for people campaigning for human rights but this bloke seems to be chasing a bit of a pointless cause. He knows his nudity is likely to get him in trouble with the law and does it for no actual reason other than to cause an argument. He's like a real life internet troll.

Thought that was pretty good overall. Hardly a classic episode but definitely watchable. Not the same without Norman Lovett though (male Holly).

Giving it a watch, hopefully it's better than the Back to Earth special they did.

Yeah but it's a fish. Not a human. They're completely different, you might as well compare it to a cabbage being locked up in a cage.

Have you seen the gnashers on a killer whale? It's like a ferkin' T-Rex. Make sure you get one with a friendly demeanour.

That's where you are wrong. The simple truth is they don't give a sh*t. They have no concept of boredom, having lots of space means nothing to them other than more oportunities to be eaten. All animals like fish and budgies are programmed to do is eat, sh*t and sh*g each other. They aren't happy because they have no concept of happiness. There is a reason birds and reptiles lay a clutch of 20 or so eggs every year. Because 19 of them will be killed before they reach adulthood. The great outdoors is great if your in to hill walking in the Lake District but for the rest of animal kingdom it's a daily struggle for survival against starvation, drought, extemes of weather, climate, predators and disease.

You can pretty much guarantee that 99% of pets of any variety have been captive bred. If you look after them correctly, it's much better than living wild.

They are expensive and need almost daily maintenance. I've thought about doing it too but I just don't have the time and effort to keep the water as good as they need. If you go for it, the rewards are stunning but be prepared to spend £30 on 1 fish and find it belly up after a week if the water ph/salt/purity/temperature isn't right.

Norwich have made a dreadful start to the season. Swansea can't score and were comfortably beaten by Villa, Stoke and Everton (at home unlike us). QPR and Villa have looked pretty poor to me aswell. Sunderland have been grinding out points but haven't been anything special. Fulham have always been suspect away from home and didn't turn up to Upton Park. Yes, they are good results. If we had those results from those fixtures I'd be happy. However I wouldn't be so sure of staying up just because we'd won 3 of the easiest fixtures of the season. We could lose all 6 of them, that would only dictate how good we are. If we go to Loftus Rd and get spanked 8-0 it doesn't make West Ham's performance tonight any better. All I'm saying is our easiest fixture so far has probably been their second hardest (Villa at home) after Swansea. Making comparisons between Saints/Wham/Adkins/BFS/Cortese/Geoff Hurst/Jermaine Wright/whatever is pointless.

It's a decent return but look at who they've played. Fulham, Villa and Sunderland at home. QPR, Norwich and Swansea away. You couldn't ask for 6 easier fixtures than that.

Can't say either team has been all that. 8 yellow cards for Wham now. Hopefully their entire squad is suspended when we go up there in a few weeks.

Robert Butthead. Has a good ring to it IMO, rolls off the tongue.

If his team mates haven't given him the nickname 'Bob' I will be severely disappointed.

SPOTY will be whoever the Man Utd fans fix it for this year. Forget Ennis, Farrah, Murray, Poulter, Franchitti, Simmonds and Wiggins. Phil Jones has this one in the bag.

I'm trying to remember all of it, can't believe it all happened this summer. Saints promoted Euro's in Poland and Ukraine Wiggins wins TDF London hosts Olympics London host Paralympics Franchitti wins Indy 500 Murray wins US Open Button wins Belgian GP Europe wins Ryder Cup There's probably more but I can't remember.

I hate golf... but wow!! That is sporting drama at its very best.