Lighthouse

Gaston was co-owned by Penarol IIRC. Never heard of this new fellar (assuming it's true) but it's someone in the door I guess.

This. If you think Britain is bust and our military is under funded you should see the Argies. I think if we all turned up for another skirmish the penguins would fight both sides off.

Shania Twain I probably still would.

I can only assume you have bet every penny you own on this absolute fact? If you can get odds of 6-1 on an absolute certainty, surely that's just a license to print money. Either that or you're just being a big girls blouse but we all know that's definitely not the case.

Personally I'm going to go and support the few remaining players who do actually want to be here. By which I mean the ones who aren't good enough to get a move to a Champions League club. They all would if they could it's not something new. I'll save my boycotting for the start of the season. If we haven't spent a fair chunk of the £115m we've sold or selling by then I wont be going to the West Brom game.

Tedious isn't it. I'm going to start spamming these threads with black and decker products.

Surely if we're talking 90s you need to have

You would have preferred Pekhart and Robertson? Okay, fair enough. Strange how when someone says something positive about a player it's all, "let's wait and reserve judgment," and yet when it's a player leaving or a rumour it's immediately doom and gloom, our club is a joke, we're a laughing stock etc. etc. I don't see much judgment being reserved on the Morgan, Chambers and Lovren rumours.

If you think this is anyone close to the transfer window of 2007 or 2008 then you need your head looking. Yes we've lost some good players but we've replaced them with good players too. I think most of us would have given our right arm for Pelle and Tadic when we were signing Pekhart and Robertson on loan.

I am constantly being told we can't sell our players quick enough but it takes forever to sign new ones. Even though we've signed Pelle and Tadic before we've sold Chambers, Morgan or Lovren. It's almost as if the board are considering their options carefully and looking for new players based on the money made available by selling others. This kind of thing is outrageous and I won't stand for it. We need to spend our money on anyone we can find immediately. £20m on Scott Sinclair and £15m on Curtis Davies should get us started. It takes a day to make a signing on Football Manager FFS!

Since this thread is pointless anyway, here is a lamb rogan josh.

Hi Can you provide some links to the threads on the Villa, Derby, Port Vale and Colchester forums, where they're all laughing at us. Thanks. xx

We are getting silly offers for players, that's what. I like the stuff I own but if someone offered me £1m for my house, £200k for my car, £20k for my wris****ch and £50k for my TV I'd take it. Even if it is a lot of replacing to do. It's the players we buy who define our ambition, not the ones we sell.

Well yes, he is one of those starters who was an unused substitute in 3 of our last 4 games and got 10 minutes at the end against Man Utd.

My thoughts exactly. I wonder how the Arsenal fans would react if they spent £16m on Southampton's reserve RB.

Tripped over his quiff.

Excellent, so you wont be posting on here ever again then.

I work at Gatwick so it's a common journey for me. You could do £15 return on Saturdays last season.

Now we're talking. Whilst we're on the subject of Bind girls, I wouldn't say no to Ursula Andress or Britt Ekland either.

I'd be in favour of trying CC at CB too, I mentioned it on another thread. For me it's a dead heat between them in terms of ability. Both excellent players so it would depend on the opposition. At home to Burnley, Clyne every time. A trip to the Bernabeu against Bale and Ronaldo would probably require the more defensive Calum. In short, there is no right answer to this one. It would be nice to find a LB and a left sided CB who can also cover LB, to replace Lovren. Then we have good versatility and depth in most positions.

Players I consider up to the job who are likely to stay Keeper - Boruc, Davis* Defender - Clyne, Chambers, Fonte, Yoshida, Jos* D Mid - Cork, Wanyama, JWP A Mid - Tadic, Davis, Gaston Striker - Pelle, J Rod *'The job' being 3rd choice 'keeper and 4th choice CB in this case. Wouldn't want either in the starting XI. Leaves us needing 5 IMO, if Lovren and Morgan leave. 4 if they dont. GK, LB, ST and AM are definites, even if everyone stays. Have enough CM power even without Morgan IMO

Growing up I was all about Rachel from S Club 7. Showing my lack of age a tad. Sh*t I need a rumour to go with it... Arouna Kone?

People's Republic of Luhansk to beat England in the group stages.

They look like a friendly bunch.