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In that case, form your own political party. Draw up a manifesto and get people to help fund and publicise it. If you get enough people to vote for you, then you will be elected and can run the country how you want for five years. Simple.

Roy will stick with the same team and system which has been crap the last two games. All the 'big names' will be shoe horned in and players like Lallana will get 20 minute sub appearance at the end. We will draw 1-1, Rooney will score another simple tap in which will enough to "silence his doubters," according to the media.

Keep posting this, it will be funny eventually you just have to persevere.

Nobody is. Most people would just prefer to hear something uplifting and inspiring at major sporting events, rather than dull, monotonous droning.

I would wager a tiny percentage of that 59% is actually Christian. I myself ticked Christian but only because I was born and Christened into a (none-practicing) Christian family. I'm very much agnostic and most of the 'Christians' in the census are probably that, atheist or too lazy to actually practice religion. To be brutally honest, I can't think of a less religious country in the World. Possibly the Dutch, whose entire population was once sentenced to death by the Catholic church I believe.

TBF it's not just humans who enjoy getting boned by our canine friends.

This would get my nod although Jerusalem is a good shout too. Strangely enough I was just chatting about this down the pub. Either of them is a million times better than GSTQ which is the dullest anthem on the planet. Can't blame any of the player for not singing it, so uninspiring. The lyrics are nonsense too. A country with 3% church attendance asking God to save the last person on the planet who needs saving.

What's betting Roy 'shows faith' in the same utter garbage against Costa Rica. Forget giving players like Lallana and Lambert a decent crack, he will just stick with the likes of Rooney and Welbeck doing f**k all.

A team without Welbeck is like an orchestra without a pastry chef.

He isn't though, he is a Chelsea player who is apparently unwanted by Mourinho. That's the difference, Chelsea do want to sell. Personally I'd expect him to go in the region of £20m, same as Lallana.

The absurd fees they received for Mata and David Luiz must have gone to their heads if they think he is worth that. They can't justify doubling the price of what is basically an unwanted player. Matching the £16m they paid for him (including all the add ons) would be a fair price IMO.

But according to his wiki stats, 0 goals in 112 apps for Ajaccio. One to avoid IMO.

I'd go with a front 4 of Barkley - Sterling - Lallana and Sturridge leading the line personally. It will never happen.

I've got an inflatable Michael Parkinson you can have for £20. PM me if interested.

F**king useless Jeremy Kyle Show poster boy.

Nice one Wayne.

Couldn't we just give Gazza some MDMA and stick him in a room with an alligator for 15 minutes? Would be far more watchable at half time.

That one cross should keep Rooney in the starting line up for the next 3 tournaments.

Some good quality Italian hand gesturing there.

I don't see why Lovrens stock woUld fall because of 3 dodgy saves and a dodgy ref. Thought he did alright although nothing special.

If you guys want to delude yourselves into thinking any of our players would stay here given chance to play for Liverpool in the CL you are deluding yourselves. No I don't like it but it's a fact of football. The closest we have to an exception is Lallana who is Southampton born and bread but even he appears to fancy a move to a bigger club. GCS I was talking Saints players specifically. You can either accept it or call every player who ever plays for us childish names.

Please can you provide a list of player who wouldn't go to Liverpool given chance.

That's going to upset a few Scousers.

Never a penalty in a million years.

Norwegian start flying to JFK from LGW in July. They will be pretty cheap, free wifi and a state of the art dreamliner.