Lighthouse

Let's be brutally honnest here. A large percentile of regular football goers are adult males and as such I think a woman with big knockers would be the perfect 'hostess' for our pre-match and half time entertainment. The competitions with Sammy Saint trying to save penalties taken by 4 year olds are pretty naff too. How about they get fans from each stand to try and wrestle a free season ticket which has been velcroed to a tiger?

The holy grain of overtaking is making cars able to follow each other very closely through the corners. At the moment it's nearly impossible as the following car get caught in the turbulence of the car in front. I think ground effect should help improve that when we bring back ground effect cars.

I'd like to come down: West Ham - Decent away day fairly close by and I think they would struggle with their board issues etc. Wigan - Pointless club. Once the overpaid foreign mercenaries all p*ss off they will be a fairly average NpC outfit Blackpool - Just to wind 'Olly' up and it'd be a cracking weekend away. Don't want Blackburn - The North is dark and scary. Brum - Mcleish is a good manager and will have them well organised. Wolves - As above with MM.

4 goals in a season for a striker isn't bad? It's irrelevant WHY he only scored 4 goals. It's still only 4 goals. A 1-1 draw is a 1-1 draw. It doesn't say "1-1, but Southampton win because Connolly scored and he's different class." As for 15-20 in a season, you have got to be winding me up on that one? Connolly's last 5 years: 4 goals in 18 apps 7 goals in 23 apps 0 goals in 5 apps 13 goals in 39 apps 7 goals in 27 apps Hasn't reached double figures since 06/07 and you think he's suddenly going to get fit and start banging 'em in?

Made my weekend in the first 5 minutes when AOC tried to skin him and found that he couldn't actually get around Williams in time to get to the ball. Was a good afternoon out. Was great to see Niemi in front of the Northam, got a good round of applause after his interview and pulled off a decent save to deny Lallana. Bart performed some form of acrobatics to try and keep out a lob from Jo Tessem, which went over anyway. Forecast came on at the end and waved to the Northam after one clearance, nobody gave a sh*t. The first team were understandably pedestrian, although to Guly's credit he seemed to give it a go. His second goal (Jones was in goal) is well worth a watch if there are any highlights kicking around. Tessem and Idiakez looked pretty good for All Stars, although neither was close to even League 2 standard. Our most recent player, Murty wandered forward a few times. All in all a good laugh, although that announcer did get on my tits bit though.

17,400 and something. Good effort by all! Pretty good laugh really. 2-1 to the first team. II, Lambert and guly scored. Niemi made a great save from Lallana, Tessem almost chipped Bart too. And Paul Williams is sooooooo fat

Which leaves us with 6 strikers on the books if you include Guly and Doble, which is 1 too many. We want to be financially self sufficient at some point and we're not going to do that if we go back to the Prem delegation days of having 40 players in the squad. Yes, he's fit NOW, but was he fit a few months ago when we needed a goal against Tranmere or Walsall? Unfortunately people seem to be taking the last month as the yardstick to our whole season. Had Connolly's 3 goals in 5 games (or whatever the stat is) come in the first 5 games of the season not the last, everyone would be saying "oh he's finished, he's always injured, get rid etc. etc. Connolly has, I believe, 4 goals in League 1 this season. Please explain to me how that is going to translate into any kind of decent return in the NpC next season.

Yes, and providing I win the lottery, I'll buy a penthouse in Mayfair, a Ferrari and a quick go on Scarlett Johansson. Connolly isn't fit. It's all well and good saying he's a class act, but the fact is he has spent 2/3 of the season in the physio's room. People are making the same mistakes as 4 years ago when they were saying Lundekvam and Powell had bags of CCC experience and provided they stayed fit the defence was sorted. 3 helpless defeats into the season and we were panic buying a wayne Thomas for over £1m.

That steward is probably in the pub as we speak laughing his arse off with the others about who managed to sell the tallest tale to a fan. Owen... Gordon Bennett, pull the other one.

On the contrary, it did exactly what it was intended to do. Covered the clubs arse. Pitch invasions are against the rules, regardless of whether it's the last game of the season or not. Now if the FA give us any grief, the club can turn around and say, "we put a very specific announcement out before the final whistle not to enter the pitch".

Don't take this personally, but we're in for a very tedious summer of posts like this. The reason I don't believe you is because Cortese has got things running tighter than a ducks arse. Most of the transfers surrounding the club come completely out of the blue and whenever someone says "I've been reliably informed" it's usually the least reliable information ever. Let's just hope we dont have a new thread every time a rumour surfaces about a player in some Sh*tty tabloid. Most of it is just a rehash of stuff printed in the local paper last week, which was in turn probably taken from the HCDAJFU thread on here and agents trying to big their players up.

6 games ago I thought Posh were going to be our biggest threat. We finished 13 points ahead of them. It's a great end to a brilliant season. Such a shame Markus wasn't here to see it. Great to get on the pitch at the end. Can't wait for next season now.

I thought it was the year before, sometime around Christmas, when Pele and Prutton scored?

Showers likely between 10am and 1pm sometime. Thunderstorms forecast between 1 and 7 this afternoon.

Should be aiming for a playoff spot, but I'd be happy if we finished top half.

Myself.

In 2007 Derby signed 29 year old Oakley, 33 year old Darren Moore and 30 year old Howard, who formed the spine of a team which beat our £30m rated squad to the Premier League. Assuming they are fit and motivated, there is plenty of room for some older players in our squad.

17. My point is the argument for keeping him doesn't make any sense. So he's the best finisher in League 1, but he's only scored 3 goals? That's not his fault, he's only scored 3 goals because he's been injured so often, but we should give him a new contract, even though he's 34?

Either the world has gone mad or I'm just not getting this. The best finisher in League 1 this season is a bloke who has 2 goals (and 1 in the FA Cup against Shrews)?

Prince Harry has been reported missing. Apparently he went to a secret fancy dress party in Pakistan and hasn't been seen since.

Bompey, just for sh*ts and giggles. (They're sh*t, we giggle)

Thoughts on this? He was in the League 1 team of the year, last year and I reckon could certainly do a job at NpC level. Butterfield has been super consistent this season and has kept FR out for long periods, but I think Frazer is the better option longer term and much younger. His season never really got going what with his shoulder injury and being in and out of the team a lot. I reckon if we give him a decent pre-season and a start in the team next season, he will be an excellent RB. His inconsistencies will improve with matches.

They're opening up blocks 1-3 and there are another couple of thousand tickets available? Would be nice.

But they will come back a year later with £50m in the kitty. If I were a Canary I'd be over the moon.

In a nutshell. League 1 was fun last year for a 1 off, but I really got bored of certain aspects of it this season. I don't need s**t refs, s**t pitches and s**t attendances to remind me why I love Saints.