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Just watched the video again, he does appear to be walking rather slowly with his hands in his pockets when the police line comes up behind him. Almost on purpose. We don't know what was said between him and the coppers either. Having said that, the push was totally OTT.

Don't know where, don't know when, But I know whale meat again, Some sunny day.

Martines II in Beastleigh was brilliantly sh1te. Started going in there when it was over 25's on Saturday nights in the early 90's, (I was in my early 20's) and the dress code was 'dress to impress' meaning we all went in wearing our ill fitting suits!

If anyone wants to stalk me, feel free. You will die of boredom, though.

The Springbok Bar in Shepherds Bush. Think of the toilet in Trainspotting, then mulitply by 100.

My eldest boy (nearly 3) has to put all his toys away before he goes up for his bath in the evening. If he dosen't, he knows he won't watch Thomas TTE afterwards (it's his favourite) Sits at the table when we're having our meal, says 'please' and 'thank you' (sometimes the wrong way round!) and is generally polite to everyone. We've brought him up like that as that's how my wife and I were brought up. Only twice has he had a little tap on the back of the legs for not doing as he was told. That was after threateneing to take this and that away from him, no biscuit before bed etc... I'm sure some lilly livered liberal will tell me of for 'abusing' a child. :rollingeyethingy: Sometimes it's the only way to get through to them. I got a good whack when I was young if I was really naughty, didn't do me any harm.

The Lapstone in Horton Heath has a large timber play area for the smaller kids and an outside cider bar for the bigger kids!

Kelly's in London Road was good for pulling.

Am I right in thinking teams get a punishment from the FA if they go over a certain bumber of bookings in a game? If so, then the same should apply to international matches.

I first went to Magaluf in the summer of 1996. 14 nights of carnage! BCM was quality.

I was given one as a gift for being my mates best man.

If anyone knows where he is, can you tell him Wayne Rooney, Stevie G and Frank Lampard have also ****ged his girlfriend. Thanks.

You share Engelbert Humperdink with Jimmy White? Do you get him at weekends and holidays? Or does he live with you during the week?

I was stood in the reception at SMS one lunchtime (wearing a suit and tie) and Andrew Surman came up to me and said "Excuse me mate, can you tell me where the buffet is". Quite random.

Why don't you offer to give her a hand? So to speak.

James Martin on Saturday Kitchen is good. I like Jamie as well.

I enjoyed watching teh very proud Ghanaian, Marcel Desailly. He was funneh.

I think he is married to / engaged to / living with a Southampton lady. Sure I read it somewhere.

TV producers have ruled out making a series of CSI Portsmouth as they say all the residents have the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Nice of him to spit at the cameraman as well. Sore loser.

"Stagnant Puddle" would be a good name for a real ale. It already looks, smells and tastes like one.

I've just clicked on 'Notifications' and found all my old messages from MB and others that are, well, NSFW. I thought I'd lost all those in the last major shakeup. Woot!

Totally agree. Scrolling up and down with the red horizontal is rather straining on the old peepers. The blue worksafe mode was alot easier to read. Don't get me wrong, I like the new layout, it'll just take some getting used too.

10,000 vuvuzelas sound alot better than the England band.

I think BMWs are lovely cars. It's just a shame the drivers are unable to use the stick on the steering column that makes the little orange lights flash on and off to show which way they are turning.