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TFI Friday Men Behaving Badly The Wonder Years It's a Knockout (with Stuart Hall) Noel's House Party (with Mr Blobby)

X Factor stopped being a singing contest ages ago. Mary probably had the best voice out of the lot of them, but she won't sell as many records as Cher.

I loved the end of Police Squad when they all used to freeze as the credits would roll. The baddies always got away!

I bought a dog of a blacksmith yesterday. Took it home and let it out into the garden. It made a bolt for the gate.

I've found a ghost bus! Click on 'show landmarks', scroll to the end and click on 'British Film Institute'. Scroll to the right and marvell at the ghost bus in front of the normal bus going over the bridge!

I'm gonna hazard a guess here and say you didn't vote. Am I right?

He got tonked. Good. Haha.

I know someone working on the new Brighton stadium. He told me it will hold 93m and cost £22,5000 to build. Bargain.

His missus is well fit though. So he gets my vote.

Not quite as funny as the Millwall, but just as embarrasing for the original poster... http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=104&fid=297&sty=2&act=1&mid=2119701869&page=1

I quite like Wills and Harry as they seem a bit more down to earth than the older royals. She may have had her faults, but IMO Di did a pretty good job of keeping them grounded. Others will no doubt disagree, but I couldn't give a shiny she-ite.

Quite possibly the best post on that thread.

Seen this on the 'Wall website... http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=14529 I was browsing the site after reading this... http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1

Look and listen.

Mark & Lard were legends.

Just finished watching 'Downton Abbey' It's the first period costume drama I've ever watched. T'was surprisingly good.

For everyone who finds it funny, series 1 & 2 are £8 each in Sainsbury's. Bargain.

I'm enjoying this show. The scenery is great, the cars are cool and the contestants are pretty entertaining. Jack Dee & Ade Edmondson crack me up.

So did I!

SPOILER ALERT (if you didn't see it last night.) Paloma got fired. I watched The Apprentice: Your Fired on BBC2 at 10 afterwards where the fired one gets interviewed. F**k me, she scrubbed up well.

I'll hold my hands up and admit I was totally underwhelmed when NA was made manager. I thought it was a step backwards after Pardew. I'm happy to be proved wrong, and now think it was an inspired choice by Mr Cortese and his advisers. He has been fantastic for us, long may it continue. NIGEL ADKINS RED & WHITE ARMY!

What date at Wembley do you have tickets for?

There is no way a Full Member could start a thread like this. Registered users Rule! Good work SiP!

If someone walks through a door I've held open for them without a sideways glance at me, I say "Don't mention it. Oh, you didn't" in a slightly too loud a voice.

I can recomend Owton's as well. They do great BBQ packs in the summer, too.