Maggie May

Diallo will come in against Fulham. Ideal game for a start tbh.

This is a walk in the park for City. Saints can’t get a hold on the game at all. Djenepo is very poor.

Good result. Feels like a loss because Arsenal were there for the taking. But it's a good result in the grand scheme of things. Arsenal won't be this dross all season because Arteta won't last. They'll beat big teams if they bring in someone of quality (Allegri, for example). Let's keep picking up points.

Floodgates.

3-1 to Arsenal.

Our form should mean I'm confident going into every game, but I just can't let myself enjoy dream! This will be a tough one. Unless Arteta is just useless and the players want him out.

Favre has been sacked by Dortmund. Hands off Ralph, please.

If he does go, I hope it’s done amicably and sympathetically to the fans who have put all faith in him returning to rightful quality after years of hellish injuries. He’s such a decent bloke that I would hate to see his Saints legacy tarnished in the same way as Lallana or van Dijk, the latter of who has to be my most loathed ex-Saint.

I make that two assists and a goal in his four games for us so far.

Watch him tear us apart now! I'm not confident abut this one. 2-0 Wolves.

Saint Maximin and Carroll will score against us.

Needs surgery. Out for 4-6 weeks, says Ralph.

Shelvey will make sure we don’t go top.

Ah, right on cue.

Used to see him at West Quay Waitrose.

Terrifying to think Walcott’s debut was our first game after Premier League relegation and everyone on that pitch has since retired. He’s also played alongside both Henry and Bergkamp yet he’s still a PL player. Crazy.

That’s cool. He is also used to playing at an empty St Mary’s.

We will get thumped sadly

We will get thumped sadly

We will get thumped sadly

I can’t see this happening. It’ll be a disaster.

Let’s make Kraft work.

I seriously doubt the website is a priority for them in the age of social media.

Just can't see what Hoj is going to add to their team. In fact, I struggled to see what he offered us at all. (Happy to be proven wrong on the latter statement) Us, on the other hand, are signing someone who's proven to perform time and time again in red and white. Great deal.

Cherries fans are going to be in for a rough few years, I think.